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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 24 May 2019

      Have you ever had the experience of following me on Twitter only to have Twitter reverse it to an unfollow?

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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 24 May 2019
      Replying to @jonbaldie

      Twitter also hypothesized that to be the case. But 17% of the time?

      8:25 AM - 24 May 2019
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        2. Schirminator  🍤‏ @DSchirm 24 May 2019
          Replying to @jonbaldie @ScottAdamsSays

          17% based on this poll? Scott is well aware the way the poll is structured is manipulative. Two yes answers and the no in the middle. He’s knows what he’s doing.

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        2. Schirminator  🍤‏ @DSchirm 24 May 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jonbaldie

          Yes, signal loss happens a lot. Especially those people on the toilet

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        3. inkakiev 🗽 🛸 ☄magnacumlouder‏ @inkakiev 1 Jun 2019
          Replying to @DSchirm @ScottAdamsSays @jonbaldie

          My tech support team keeps on refusing to fish phones out of the toilet.

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        1. Jon Propper‏ @jonpropper 24 May 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jonbaldie

          If this is the best conspiracy theory you can come up with you have work to do.

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        2. BetterPissedOffThanPissedOn‏ @MediaSpurt 29 May 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jonbaldie

          High volume distributed nosql database with no transactional commitments or rollbacks. Its an engineering tradeoff. Unlike your bank days if the “tweet ledger” doesn’t have to balance.

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        3. Rick Houlihan‏ @houlihan_rick 29 May 2019
          Replying to @MediaSpurt @NoSQLDigest and

          Last time I checked Wells Fargo and Citibank did not share one giant database instance. Reality is all financial apps use a multi-phase commit pattern to move money around, not ACID. This pattern works fine in both NoSQL or RDBMS.

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        1. Sheralyn  🦋 ✍️ 💭‏ @SheralynPratt 1 Jun 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jonbaldie

          No. In my case, I followed for months & 1 day realized I hadn't seen anything for a while & had to visit his profile & re-follow. Conversely, I've unfollowed Bernie multiple times but Twitter seems to think I make that choice under the influence of Ambien & rectifies it for me.

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        1. Minister of PropaganDUH Elect‏ @majorkingkong 1 Jun 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jonbaldie

          MTBF Fail.

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        2. Circus_picadiliensis‏ @picadiliensis 1 Jun 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jonbaldie

          I’ve had it happen where I’ve been following an account for several weeks, only to find later that I was no longer following them. It has happened several times, one of them very well may have been @ScottAdamsSays , but I don’t recall that specifically.

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        3. Circus_picadiliensis‏ @picadiliensis 1 Jun 2019
          Replying to @picadiliensis @ScottAdamsSays @jonbaldie

          The most recent example I can think of was @BridgetPhetasy , but there have been others, just don’t recall which accounts

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