He gets his Dilbert ideas from his audience. Just Saying 
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So, so true. Hilarious
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How do you know my Director? He's literally a line-of-sight project-assigner. I'll be going to lunch and he'll look up and say, "Can you take on this project that you have never heard of and know absolutely nothing about so that you will fail?" Except he doesn't use those words.
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I didn't realize you were in one of our meetings!
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Been there

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Funny because it's true. Old timers have the "no eye contact" rule in meetings.
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Ha! I may or may not have done that to my Juniors in the Military before.
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Woodchuck!
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