Used to have "Your lack of planning does not constitute my emergency." as my email signature when I worked IT at a major bank. Only email sig I've ever been told to change.
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"I'm holding out for a better team" Going to have to remember that line!
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If this isn’t classic manager think, I don’t know what is
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You have no idea how often I see that! Proper Planning Prevents Poor Performance!
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My daughter is a freshman in college and this literally happened to her this week, an hour before the damn project was going to be presented. Randomly assigned group projects are for masochists.
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When did Dilbert change out the upturned tie for the badge and lanyard?
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So real it hurts
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Oh, that one is going on the office wall by my desk!
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Great comic premise Scott. My last response would be, “I don’t play on teams with slackers.”
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