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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 24 Apr 2019

      Scott Adams talks about TDS, dopamine, climate crazies, Russian interference, Bernie, and coffee.https://www.pscp.tv/w/b5BlfzExODgwMjU5fDFsRHhMcllQZVB5R22H-eDeyMMbkHN0vntGVYGFcnkIXg0K5vIC5GPWY57bMA== …

      60 replies 41 retweets 159 likes
    2. Jumbo Shrimp‏ @JumboShrimp787 24 Apr 2019
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      Scott, you have a strong point about inherent unfairness of sports. But the next part of the argument "therefore biological males should be able to compete in women sports" just does not follow.

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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 24 Apr 2019
      Replying to @JumboShrimp787

      Adding crap to a pile of crap makes the original crap worse?

      8:34 AM - 24 Apr 2019
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        2. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 24 Apr 2019

          That's my point.

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        2. libertysheloves‏ @libertysheloves 24 Apr 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JumboShrimp787

          Sometimes when the poop gets too high, we are motivated to make changes.

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        3. libertysheloves‏ @libertysheloves 24 Apr 2019
          Replying to @libertysheloves @ScottAdamsSays @JumboShrimp787

          I’m paraphrasing Dr. Laura.

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        1. Guero Loco‏ @GueroLoco15 24 Apr 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JumboShrimp787

          On the aggregate it MAY be adding crap to a pile of crap. But, on the individual level it's smearing crap on a person that otherwise wouldn't be smeared with crap in order to spare another person the indignity of not having their gender identity validated.

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        1. max payne‏ @maxpayne32 24 Apr 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JumboShrimp787

          Having a small heap of crap in the corner is better than smearing crap all over the walls, yes.

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        2. KC‏ @TrumpMAGA2KAG 24 Apr 2019
          Replying to @KGerabagi @ScottAdamsSays @JumboShrimp787

          KC Retweeted Rob Perez

          never gonna convince me, man. #NBAPlayoffs #LILLARDTIMEhttps://twitter.com/WorldWideWob/status/1120915772975591424 …

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          DAME LILLARD WITH THE LOGO BUZZER BEATER OF THE AGES pic.twitter.com/n6lEzhM4RA
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        1. Adrian‏ @hojadi 24 Apr 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JumboShrimp787

          Lance Armstrong added crap to the crap, lost all the crap and we crapped on him. Why do we play crap games and why we enjoy it so much? Same reason crap jokes are funny. "I just sharted." :)

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        2. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 24 Apr 2019
          Replying to @Sunset_USA @JumboShrimp787

          Why should the rest of us care which athlete wins?

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