if some brash chap slapped an egg on my head, i'd "beat" them. Get it? (just a little humor to diffuse the situation)
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Eggscelent thread...
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You guys are clearly fried...
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You don’t eat bacon?!
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Home fries or hash browns? White or wheat?

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I think after that the Sen from AU went out and got some bacon to go with that egg.
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If that was my son I'd whoop his ass for that...but seeing as U can't spank Ur kids anymore this is a clear result of the time out chair not being very effective
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Amazingly punny thread
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