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    1. GregGutfeld‏Verified account @greggutfeld 17 Mar 2019

      if some brash chap slapped an egg on my head, i'd "beat" them. Get it? (just a little humor to diffuse the situation)

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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 17 Mar 2019
      Replying to @greggutfeld

      It would scramble my mind.

      7:22 PM - 17 Mar 2019
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        1. Robert K Morgan‏ @PelagiusRobert 17 Mar 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @greggutfeld

          Make an omelette out of mine.

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        2. Joel Pollak‏Verified account @joelpollak 17 Mar 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @greggutfeld

          Dunno... if someone tried that with me, it’d be over, easy.

          8 replies 4 retweets 104 likes
        3. John Wehrle‏ @jwehrle 17 Mar 2019
          Replying to @joelpollak @ScottAdamsSays @greggutfeld

          I'd beat the shell out of them.

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        2. GregGutfeld‏Verified account @greggutfeld 17 Mar 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          That comment proves you’re now just a shell of your former self

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        3. Robert K Morgan‏ @PelagiusRobert 17 Mar 2019
          Replying to @greggutfeld @ScottAdamsSays

          That’s because it blew his mind.

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        1.  🇺🇸‏ @Soonersister3 17 Mar 2019
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          I’d be boiling!

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        2. Ted Dious‏ @totter777 17 Mar 2019
          Replying to @californiaweed @ScottAdamsSays @greggutfeld

          What do you expect? They've no doubt been coddled their entire lives.

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        1. David Brown  ✝️ ن‏ @theomegagambit 17 Mar 2019
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          I’d give him a pass unless he was a Benedict Arnold.

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