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    1. Matt Welch‏Verified account @MattWelch 27 Jan 2019

      Matt Welch Retweeted Jody Avirgan

      Handing out anti-stripclub/porno-theater fliers door to door in my neighborhood. Hey, that bought a lot of Choc-o-Lite bars!https://twitter.com/jodyavirgan/status/1089617809557069825 …

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      Jody AvirganVerified account @jodyavirgan
      What's the most "I can't believe that was actually my job" job you've ever had? Mine is being the home plate cameraman for broadcasts of Savannah Sand Gnats games.
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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 27 Jan 2019
      Replying to @MattWelch

      I was a dairy cow artist. $5 per cow. Had to draw the cow’s markings on a cow outline to register them in case of theft/loss.

      12:32 PM - 27 Jan 2019
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        2. V.S.‏ @vadims55 27 Jan 2019
          Replying to @morganwarstler @ScottAdamsSays @MattWelch

          Scott's pretty old, so my guess is film/equipment/photopaper was expensive and took time to develop and make prints, and didn't always come out right

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        1. Postive Lowly Little Peon‏ @FedUpRightChick 27 Jan 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MattWelch

          That sounds like Gary Larson’s dream job.

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        2. King VideoVader I - Commissions Open!‏ @VideoVader 27 Jan 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MattWelch

          Did you study under Gary Larson?pic.twitter.com/omzqoBcK3g

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        3. Masculinity Revelation‏ @Rhet_Eric 27 Jan 2019
          Replying to @VideoVader @ScottAdamsSays @MattWelch

          You beat me to it.

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        1. aaronshem‏ @aaronshem 27 Jan 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MattWelch

          I wore a box to advertise UPS shipping at a copy shop in 10deg weather when I was like 11 or 12yrs old, and cleaned presses.

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        1. WackoBird McCrazy‏ @WackobirdM 27 Jan 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MattWelch

          Must have been tough when it came to HRC.

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        1. EliseBeeArt‏ @EliseBeeArt 27 Jan 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          Was this done in addition to ear tagging? That’s an interesting job.

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        1. Random Normie Tuesday Schlub‏ @amwick2 27 Jan 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MattWelch

          Actually that explains a lot..

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        1. ChrisRehm‏ @javadisciple 27 Jan 2019
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MattWelch

          That's awesome. So, if a cow turned up missing, then your sketch could go on the milk carton. 😉 I guess a camera in every phone set that occupation back a bit.

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