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    1. For Whom The Bellsprout Tolls‏ @TimThinksThings 6 Nov 2018

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      Number of people I have seen reading a Dilbert comic in the last 10 years: Zero https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1059857593047236608 …

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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 6 Nov 2018
      Replying to @TimThinksThings

      Failed writer #3,743 noted.

      11:45 AM - 6 Nov 2018
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      • DJMc doodle Micah Killian It’s Ryan Sundial Fitness Club 母三蜜蜂 Pete Louie Lozano Donald dont trust China
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        2. 80’s Coke Ghost‏ @acrdr97 6 Nov 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @TimThinksThings

          I thinks he’s making a point that just because you don’t see them doing something doesn’t mean they’re not.

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        1. SB78‏ @Steve_Butler 6 Nov 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @TimThinksThings

          Funny how he ignores the point that is being made & instead insults the person Classic Trump supporter ( wonder if he's going to block me for being a N... )

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        1. Peter Kukatzki‏ @realheinzi57 6 Nov 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @TimThinksThings

          This guy mus be living outside a cubicle and doesn't meet PHB and Wally every f****** day as we all do.

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        2. JsJ‏ @badaxiom 6 Nov 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @TimThinksThings

          Why would you consistently check to see if people are reading something specific?

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        3. Su Tea‏ @Suteabun 6 Nov 2018
          Replying to @badaxiom @ScottAdamsSays @TimThinksThings

          Reword this, if I can't make sense of it neither will Scott.

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        1. James (Jim) McTague‏ @Mctaguej 6 Nov 2018
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          I cannot do w/o Dilbert or Peanuts.

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        1. AdmiralGeneralFieldMarshal‏ @BEN123L 6 Nov 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @TimThinksThings

          brutal

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        1. PurpleGirl  💜 🙎‍♀️ 💜‏ @IAMannabe11e 6 Nov 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @TimThinksThings

          Tim is talking to his cat too much. Human interaction is difficult.

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        1. Twitt_Really_Itches‏ @Twitt_Itches 6 Nov 2018
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          #FlatAffect Severe reduction in emotional expressiveness. People w/depression & schizophrenia often show flat affect. A person with schizophrenia may not show signs of normal emotion, may speak in a monotonous voice, have diminished facial expressions & appear extremely apatheticpic.twitter.com/GUt1nAv3x6

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