Maybe it wouldn't be good for business but it sure would be fun if you setup 2 more twitter accounts and brought Dilbert and Dogbert alive on twitter. Each with their own special analysis of the news of the day 
One short tweet each day from each. 
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It's almost as if people forget that your primary job is as a humorist . . .
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