Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
ScottAdamsSays's profile
Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Verified account
@ScottAdamsSays

Tweets

Scott AdamsVerified account

@ScottAdamsSays

My Micro Lesson (2-4 min. videos) on being more happier and more effective in life are on Locals: http://bit.ly/2Ygv2tf 

Pleasanton CA
youtube.com/c/realCoffeeWi…
Joined October 2014

Tweets

  • © 2021 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    1. Rosie memos‏ @almostjingo 30 Sep 2018

      Sums it up pretty well.pic.twitter.com/1nvJ4upYDe

      24 replies 93 retweets 158 likes
      Show this thread
    2. Rosie memos‏ @almostjingo 30 Sep 2018

      Bravo my pet, she said with her hands around Dr. Fords neck🙄pic.twitter.com/q5E0aIZdfD

      15 replies 67 retweets 118 likes
      Show this thread
    3. Rosie memos‏ @almostjingo 30 Sep 2018

      WTF!? Literally, they were petting her.pic.twitter.com/hUeVHz8EE1

      119 replies 214 retweets 363 likes
      Show this thread
    4. Rosie memos‏ @almostjingo 30 Sep 2018

      Handlers.pic.twitter.com/AnZ4LboDwt

      37 replies 158 retweets 308 likes
      Show this thread
      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 30 Sep 2018
      Replying to @almostjingo @RattlerGator

      The Last Supper

      5:03 AM - 30 Sep 2018
      • 12 Retweets
      • 83 Likes
      • Eldritch Pantsuit KatieScarlett foxy KellyAnn WorldPeaceM ❤️😇 Dan Donahue kathy garriott Parler = Kathygarriott Coco JimBobElrod (neanderthal descendant)
      10 replies 12 retweets 83 likes
        1. This Tweet is unavailable.
        2. Eyes Open‏ @ExRecucklican 30 Sep 2018
          Replying to @rbtkhn @ScottAdamsSays and

          All but one of the apostles were executed.

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        3. End of conversation
        1. Random Normie Tuesday Schlub‏ @amwick2 30 Sep 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @almostjingo @RattlerGator

          There is an old saying about truth.. that it is easy to remember... something like that. Funny how they look like they are coaching her.. Maybe not so funny after all.

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo
        1. Norb Norkus  🇺🇸‏ @nnorkus 30 Sep 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @almostjingo @RattlerGator

          Way too many Judas Iscariots there!

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo
        1. New conversation
        2. Rosie memos‏ @almostjingo 30 Sep 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @RattlerGator

          You read my mind but I couldn’t bring myself to insulting Jesus, even Judas would be offended by this crew.pic.twitter.com/dLcXJLJXsz

          7 replies 13 retweets 47 likes
        3. Show replies
        1. This Tweet is unavailable.
        2. MagnetoTheWorld‏ @MagnetoTheWorld 1 Oct 2018
          Replying to @Yotsublast @ScottAdamsSays and

          Not stated🤫pic.twitter.com/brEbhAlew7

          This media may contain sensitive material. Learn more
          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. End of conversation

      Loading seems to be taking a while.

      Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

        Promoted Tweet

        false

        • © 2021 Twitter
        • About
        • Help Center
        • Terms
        • Privacy policy
        • Cookies
        • Ads info