In my first job as a bank teller, I was robbed at gunpoint by a man I described in great detail to the FBI. I was 100% confident in my description. Bank security video showed an entirely different person robbing me. Not even close.
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Yea, ya gotta love all these trolls as newly minted ("since Sep 2018") tweeps! Reincarnated by Twitter, over and over!
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None of what you just typed made any sense.
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I got a similar story. A 100 years ago (maybe 4 idk) I got mugged by a bridge troll and I described him *PERFECTLY* to the space police and when they replayed my memories using space tech turns out I was just @ Arby’s that day. The entire day. So, like, I get it man.
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@Arbys can you confirm??????
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I forgot to mention this earlier. Dilbert is an INCREDIBLY boring comic.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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