I hate going on dates because girls never know what to eat. The stress is too much for my 16 year old brain.
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Wait, I just had someone send me the menu to “check out” before our first meeting/“date.”
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Truer words never spoken.
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Jedi trick for you: never ask her where she wants to go. Simply say, "guess where we're going". Make her guess. Then drive there. Yep, you're welcome.
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"Omnibus Fight" - That word is never going to leave my vocabulary.

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Scott knows women well. Do exactly as he says and you’ll make it out alive.
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This sounds like jibberish!
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Settle down Scott
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You should’ve prefaced that w/ a spoiler alert
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