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    1. Amy Siskind  🏳️‍🌈‏Verified account @Amy_Siskind 29 May 2018

      Amy Siskind  🏳️‍🌈 Retweeted

      Actually the economy has slowed since Obama left office, Trump's irrationality and erratic behavior has alienated our allies and made our country less safe and he has no actual foreign policy accomplishments, But keep telling yourself the lies, and you will believe them. https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1001457340325941248 …

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      292 replies 1,217 retweets 4,778 likes
    2. J.C. Wilder  🍸‏ @jcwilder 29 May 2018
      Replying to @Amy_Siskind

      I think @ScottAdamsSays needs to stick to drawing pictures because economics and politics are beyond him. #JustSayin

      9 replies 22 retweets 625 likes
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    4. Trish‏ @trishtra3 29 May 2018
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jcwilder @Amy_Siskind

      😂😂😂😂. Foot in mouth maybe??

      1 reply 1 retweet 68 likes
    5. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 29 May 2018
      Replying to @trishtra3 @jcwilder @Amy_Siskind

      Awkward that you and Amy thought I was talking to her. I was replying to guy in comments.

      24 replies 2 retweets 28 likes
    6. Kellmonger‏ @MajorSmith149 29 May 2018
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @trishtra3 and

      The only thing that would make your, “I wasn’t talking to you” defense more credible is if you were to have John Lovitz say, “Yeeeaaaahhhh....that’s the ticket.”, immediately afterward.

      9 replies 3 retweets 317 likes
      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 29 May 2018
      Replying to @MajorSmith149 @trishtra3 and

      Or you could click that tweet, see the first name listed on my reply, understand the context, and get embarrassed when you realize what you just did in public.

      8:27 PM - 29 May 2018
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      15 replies 1 retweet 47 likes
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        2. Matt Thompson‏ @mvthomster 29 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MajorSmith149 and

          I mean, you just degree-dropped in public. But we live in an age ideas I suppose.

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. KNF100 ☎️‏ @KNF100 29 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MajorSmith149 and

          There’s no need to get defensive Scort. Unless of course.. did she get under yer skin, Scrot? Nah, yer good right?

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        1. Jason B‏ @jblalock08 29 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MajorSmith149 and

          Amazing you are causing cognitive dissonance just by highlighting who your tweet was in reply to.

          0 replies 0 retweets 39 likes
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        1. The Official PIT‏ @PITerotic 29 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MajorSmith149 and

          Sometimes I have to wonder if Twitter truncates threads in such a way to foment confusion and maximize hostility...

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        1. kadunnell‏ @kadunnell 29 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MajorSmith149 and

          Realize what one just did in public? #bruh....

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        1. Sandrine LaPointe‏ @SandsLaPointe 30 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MajorSmith149 and

          Excuses excuses—Amy bested you. You lost. Admit it and take it like a man.

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        2. David Spence‏ @SpenceEnergyUT 30 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MajorSmith149 and

          I always thought there was a bit of libertarian fantasy lurking in Dilbert strips. But stumbling onto this tweet (parroting absurd Fox talking points and narrative packaging) will remove a lot of the joy of reading Dilbert.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 30 May 2018
          Replying to @SpenceEnergyUT @MajorSmith149 and

          I'll bet you're smart enough to know the problem might be on your end and it would look exactly the same to you. I sample all the news.

          0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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