Scotland Green  

@ScotlandGreen

Chip enthusiast. Wrestling apologist. Napkin hoarder. Comedian. Defeated the evil Scotland Green apartment building for this twitter handle.

Queens, NY
Joined April 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 May 2017

    I believe in freedom of speech, I really do. But it should cost you $3500 to say "amaze balls".

    12 replies 173 retweets 900 likes
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  2. 20 hours ago

    The man wants you to think it’s bad to completely forget what day it is. It is, in fact, good.

    1 like
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  3. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    Stop. You know nothing. You have drawn 0 dollars. No fan has ever left a show thinking about you. You were lucky to be a juiced up double-lifer "over with the boys" type in an era where you hid in plain sight coasting on others' success. Couldn't hang then, can't get booked now.

    Nobody knows how to "work" anymore. They would rather kill each other to get to put their match over. That is a problem that needs to be put front and center. Guys are going to keep getting hurt.
    1,054 replies 2,318 retweets 12,376 likes
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  4. Retweeted
    Mar 31

    “And the Silverdome, now ablaze with flashbulbs as Hooray for Everything leaves the field. Of course, a stadium’s much too big for flash pictures to work, but nobody seems to care!”

    5 replies 209 retweets 930 likes
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  5. Retweeted
    Mar 30

    In Mexico this dog walked through a parade for the Pope thinking it was for him. 😆❤️😍

    1,667 replies 52,801 retweets 222,372 likes
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  6. Mar 31

    I can’t wait to see what New Orleans is like for Wrestlemania weekend. I just imagine going to Cafe Du Monde and seeing a fat dude in a Bullet Club shirt with a replica title on his shoulder, cutting a promo on his beignets.

    2 replies 15 likes
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  7. Retweeted
    Mar 30

    These hilarious folks are gonna make up blow snot balls of laughter! hosts

    3 retweets 5 likes
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  8. Mar 29

    As someone who is 5’8”, one of my favorite parts of pro wrestling is whenever a tall person is humiliated.

    9 likes
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  9. Retweeted
    Mar 26

    Huuuuuuuuuuuge John Woo dropkick from SUWA!!

    12 replies 136 retweets 409 likes
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  10. Retweeted
    Mar 27

    191 replies 1,741 retweets 9,958 likes
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  11. Mar 26

    If you want to know what trains aren’t running this weekend, you have to subscribe to the MTA’s patreon.

    6 retweets 39 likes
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  12. Mar 26

    For a while, I didn’t realize there was a set of twins in Dude Perfect. I just thought I hated one dude twice as much.

    2 likes
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  13. Retweeted
    Mar 26

    When u got sensitive gums and start using a new toothbrush

    1 retweet 18 likes
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  14. Retweeted
    Mar 24

    when your grandmother discovers youtube

    MKULTRA
    26 replies 295 retweets 2,503 likes
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  15. Mar 25

    Remember when you hosted an episode of Monday Night RAW and bombed for 3 hours?

    A lot of people will be watching Stormy Daniels tonight and perhaps even a few of them will be watching her on "60 Minutes."
    4 likes
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  16. Mar 25

    Saying “AR-15s aren’t assault rifles” is the “actually tomatoes are a fruit” for gun fetish losers.

    1 reply 3 retweets 22 likes
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  17. Retweeted
    Mar 24

    While there is a lot more to that story, the fact a wrestler has so much cultural prominence on an issue like that is something wrestling should promote as part of its history.

    Happy Sputnik Monroe Day. let us all be like Sputnik. he helped end segregation in Memphis. he was so powerful that he threatened to leave the promotion if they didn't let black fans sit where they wanted. Sputnik was a heel. to blacks he was a beloved hero.
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    2 replies 22 retweets 105 likes
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  18. Retweeted
    Mar 24

    A charity comedy show and the charity is actually paying the performers.

    3 replies 3 retweets 61 likes
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  19. Mar 22

    I've been afraid of teenagers my entire life and I always will be.

    1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
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  20. Mar 21

    Fun snow day activity: Respond to every NYC comedian’s show plug for tonight with “no fucking way”.

    8 likes
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  21. Mar 21

    If you tell me “watch it til the end”, I ain’t watching it at all.

    3 likes
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