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    "The love of money is the root of all evil" is actually an ancient Unix joke about how humans are flawed but markets are prosocial.

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  2. Jan 20

    Learned a cool neologism today: “hungry.” It means “hangry, but also has a huge dick.”

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  3. Jan 19

    TFW no horrifying diamond-eyed death artifact of my great-great grandfather.

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  4. Jan 16

    Ah, bummer. New study of UK Biobank data indicates that Camus was one of about 0.013% of the population with a mutation that gives him an invincible summer.

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  5. Jan 8

    It’s ok to love cinnamon. As long as you hate sin, mon.

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  6. Jan 1
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  7. Jan 1

    The existence of “genocidal maniacs” implies that there may be “genicidal depressives” who are too dysfunctional to kill even one person.

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  8. If you look at old ships and think we’ve lost a lot of care and attention to detail over time, reconsider. That’s survivor ship bias.

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  9. Virtually certain there will be a Twitter account called “Big Tiddy Thich Nhat Hanh,” but I Refuse to look it up.

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  10. Techno. Not even oontz.

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  11. Sad news. I’ve had to shut down my plus-size-only modeling agency, due to a trademark complaint. The Cheesecake Factory is no more.

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  12. “Ve are Sex Positivists.” “You’re sex-positive?” “Nein. Sex Positivists. Ve believe in nutting.”

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  13. “The Cheese Of Eternal Life isn’t real? It’s a myth?” “Yes. It’s Legend Dairy.”

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  14. ARE YOU NOT EDUTAINED?

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  15. Check out my new viral article on the top ten reasons swallowing batteries is a bad idea. #2 will shock you.

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  16. Frog and Toad are Mimetic Rivals

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  17. Retweeted
    27 Feb 2019

    need to buy 12 packs of skulls

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  18. The Warhammer universe has an extremely high number of decorative skulls per capita. Is there ever a shortage?

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  19. Keto bro: “I went into ketosis yesterday!” Me: “Cool it with the incest talk.”

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  20. Frog told all the passengers to line up and get their baggage scanned for explosives. “There. Now no one will commit terrorism.” “But they could set off a bomb in the line,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.

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  21. The most postrationalist thing about postrationalism is that it was an ingroup before it was a belief system, so we’ve had to retcon beliefs that we happen to have in common.

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