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"The love of money is the root of all evil" is actually an ancient Unix joke about how humans are flawed but markets are prosocial.
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Learned a cool neologism today: “hungry.” It means “hangry, but also has a huge dick.”
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TFW no horrifying diamond-eyed death artifact of my great-great grandfather.https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1218663065480257537 …
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Ah, bummer. New study of UK Biobank data indicates that Camus was one of about 0.013% of the population with a mutation that gives him an invincible summer.
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It’s ok to love cinnamon. As long as you hate sin, mon.
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TIL the “e” in “doke” is silent.https://twitter.com/marx_knopfler/status/1212551525731651584 …
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The existence of “genocidal maniacs” implies that there may be “genicidal depressives” who are too dysfunctional to kill even one person.
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If you look at old ships and think we’ve lost a lot of care and attention to detail over time, reconsider. That’s survivor ship bias.
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Virtually certain there will be a Twitter account called “Big Tiddy Thich Nhat Hanh,” but I Refuse to look it up.
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Techno. Not even oontz.
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Sad news. I’ve had to shut down my plus-size-only modeling agency, due to a trademark complaint. The Cheesecake Factory is no more.
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“Ve are Sex Positivists.” “You’re sex-positive?” “Nein. Sex Positivists. Ve believe in nutting.”
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“The Cheese Of Eternal Life isn’t real? It’s a myth?” “Yes. It’s Legend Dairy.”
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ARE YOU NOT EDUTAINED?
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Check out my new viral article on the top ten reasons swallowing batteries is a bad idea. #2 will shock you.
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Frog and Toad are Mimetic Rivals
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need to buy 12 packs of skulls
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The Warhammer universe has an extremely high number of decorative skulls per capita. Is there ever a shortage?
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Keto bro: “I went into ketosis yesterday!” Me: “Cool it with the incest talk.”
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Frog told all the passengers to line up and get their baggage scanned for explosives. “There. Now no one will commit terrorism.” “But they could set off a bomb in the line,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.
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The most postrationalist thing about postrationalism is that it was an ingroup before it was a belief system, so we’ve had to retcon beliefs that we happen to have in common.
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