Marty Schneider

@SchneidRemarks

Screams about black-and-white TV: . Makes stuff about work for the internet sometimes. Available to be the bad guy in your comic strip. He-him

Philadelphia, PA
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    il y a 13 heures

    I just realized Christopher Lloyd technically played the title role in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

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  2. il y a 7 heures

    "Sure, I could absolutely coast for four years off the thousands of dollars my parents donated to the Cornell alumni foundation before taking my pre-selected job at McKinsey, but I'm going to take free community college classes instead. For the prestige, you know"

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  3. il y a 7 heures

    This is good because as we all know, community colleges are stuffed to the gills with rich people.

    Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Va.) tells me he could envision tuition-free community college being means tested
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  4. il y a 15 heures

    To all reporters: "Cop said thing" is not, in and of itself, a story worth reporting on.

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  5. il y a 15 heures

    October is always the best month to show your less-radicalized friends and family members how the media pretty much presents anything cops say as gospel without any questioning or further examination.

    BEWARE: As Halloween gets closer, are warning parents to LOOK at your child’s candy before they eat it. They confiscated these snacks that look a lot like the real thing. All are laced with THC
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    28 sept.

    I guess anything can be a resume if you believe in yourself

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  7. 27 sept.

    A cute story about basketball (kinda)

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    24 sept.

    "What the hell is going on here?"- me every time I'm at any intersection in Philadelphia

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  9. 25 sept.

    "Progressives make it so hard with all their woke terminology. Allow me to demonstrate with this cartoon showing how I perfectly understand these terms and why/when they're used, but I just don't want to bother."

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  10. 24 sept.

    Me First and The Gimme Gimmes whole "making punk songs from old-people music" bit doesn't really work now that punk rock IS old-people music

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    24 sept.

    STEPHEN KING: You should fight evil with all your strength and energy ALSO STEPHEN KING: Progressives, stop asking for things

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    23 sept.

    The transition from "regular person fit" to "impossibly fit" started with the Spartan look in 300, but CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER was probably where it started to become mandatory despite the fact that Cap is suppose to be the absolute peak of human physical potential

    Remember back in the first X-Men movie when Wolverine was, like, regular person fit?
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  13. 23 sept.

    New BREAKING MAYBERRY is up. Dan and I talk about a truly bizarre piece of reporting from CBS and also we go hard making fun of NPR. There's also an Andy Griffith episode in there somewhere but who really cares:

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    23 sept.

    NEW EPISODE: CBS News needs to write us a damn check. Plus, we also go in hard on those NPR punks, too. It's the Media Matters episode of Breaking Mayberry (a podcast about The Andy Griffith Show). LISTEN/RATE/SHARE/ETC

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    23 sept.

    Happy !! 💙💓💜 A reminder that: - You’re still bi when in a monogamous relationship - Bisexuality doesn’t imply equal attractions - Being bi doesn’t perpetuate a gender binary - There is a huge bi community both online and IRL. You just need to find us!

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    22 sept.

    For my birthday, you should all appreciate the American Kestrel, my favorite adorable little murderbird.

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    22 sept.

    Friendly reminder that, by actively opposing free healthcare for half a century, Biden has massively contributed to the vaccine skepticism that's exacerbating Covid today.

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    22 sept.

    It rocks that an entire epic was set in motion because Bilbo wanted to do a stupid bit on his birthday

    Today’s the only day you can retweet this
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  19. 22 sept.

    Yeah man, we know. We were all there, too.

    Guillermo del Toro estimates he spent roughly 16 years writing screenplays for movies and TV series that he never made, including Hellboy 3.
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  20. 22 sept.

    Anything you look up about kestrels will be like "yes, they're small and cute and also so very very good at killing things."

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