Scary Mommy on Twitter: "I love taking screenshots of all the couches I may want to buy in eighteen years when my kids stop using my current couch as a napkin."

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1. Kimmer #VaccinatedAF #NastyWoman‏ @kvonyborg Apr 30
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1. Mellie Ferrier-Nevil (She/Her) #FBPE‏ @MellieNevill Apr 30
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  Or a trampoline
  
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1. Baby Sign Basics‏ @babysignbasics Apr 30
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  Ahhh, I finally just got to do that when my daughter left for college. I still keep quilted covers draped over them to protect them from my two dogs and my teenage son.
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1. Rudgr.com‏ @Rudgrcom Apr 30
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  Don't get cats in the meantime...
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1. Halima Musa‏ @HalimaM29733646 Apr 30
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  And as a bouncer
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1. Lauren Dhaliwal‏ @alexhawk75 Apr 30
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1. MusEdMom‏ @McCording2Emily Apr 30
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  Thanks for reminding me that "sew a new couch cover" is on my long weekend to do list. (right after caulking the tub and ripping out the carpet so I can paint the basement stairs. Derby weekend is one big party over here )
  
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1. Merika‏ @r0cketappliance Apr 30
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  @ibanezht one day!!
  
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1. alisonwonderland‏ @wonder652 Apr 30
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  On point! I always buy 3-4 extra covers when buying new cushions. Bought my 2 youngest boys IKEA bucket chairs in the fall... Grey cover now polka-dot. Ketchup. He is now responsible to remove his stains - I went on strike
  
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