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@SaysSimonson

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 11

    . where's my F train bitch

    12 replies . 7 retweets 44 likes
  2. 11h

    On this day, Alexander Hamilton released the greatest Broadway soundtrack of all time, produced by 30 Syrian refugee children in Canada

    1 retweet 8 likes
  3. Retweeted
    12h
    Replying to

    Can't fairly judge Kim on this one considering how I'm going to be spending tomorrow.

    1 retweet 1 like
  4. 12h

    not gonna lie if i had a bunch of missiles id be launching that shit left and right

    North Korea has just launched another missile. Does this guy have anything better to do with his life? Hard to believe that South Korea.....
    5 replies . 3 retweets 14 likes
  5. 12h

    She says this now but I guarantee she gleefully mocked Romney and will vote for any Dem in the future who values diplomacy over action

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    2 replies . 1 like
  6. 13h

    Opening my DMs was the best decision I ever made

    5 replies . 9 likes
  7. Retweeted
    13h
    Replying to

    Isn't it Rahm's job to educate Chicago public HS kids to be able get a job and/or go to college. Dude shd fix schools & stop gun crimes.

    1 reply . 1 retweet 1 like
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    13h
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    ,

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  9. 13h

    That's fucking absurd. Under this requirement, I wouldn't have even graduated (and I barely did as is). Most 25 year olds have no plan.

    Chicago will impose a new and unusual requirement to graduate high school: a job or an acceptance letter
    4 replies . 2 retweets 9 likes
  10. 14h

    Isn't the fucking point of Israel to give Jews a homeland, free from acts of discrimination and violence?

    Israeli leaders exploit horrible acts of anti-Semitism to encourage Jews to move to Israel. Judaism ≠ Zionism Anti-Zionism ≠ Anti-Semitism
    12 likes
  11. 14h

    Wtf I love Macron now

    So… Macron is basically a neoreactionary?
    2 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jul 2

    16 replies . 421 retweets 1,983 likes
  13. 20h

    lol!

    Replying to @SophieGeeking
    My sister: What's that? Me: A terrorist group lol
    2 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jul 2

    "The pizza cake is your only social leveller, for in the pizza shops rich and poor harmoniously congregate"

    Pizza explained to Victorians.
    10 retweets 20 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jul 2

    Media then: violent lefty rhetoric had nothing to do with the Scalise shooting Media now: Trump's wrestling GIF will get journos killed.

    119 replies . 2,423 retweets 4,565 likes
  16. Jul 1

    The best part is how this retweet is totally unironic

    12 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jul 1

    The Old Man and the Tweet.

    "A Farewell to Illegal Immigrants"
    1 reply . 4 retweets 10 likes
  18. Jul 1

    Never log online

    3 replies . 1 retweet 12 likes
  19. Jul 1

    Bolivarian Revolution proceeding as planned I see

    Venezuela Officials Confirm 4 Killed in Protests
    1 reply . 16 retweets 54 likes
  20. Jul 1

    Democrats won't win any states back from Trump in 2020 if this is their strategy

    . spoke the truth on Friday. Democrats need to become the unopologetic party of urbanites. Turn out cities & win.
    8 replies . 12 retweets 75 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jul 1

    This is what happens when the NYT gets rid of its copy desk. Arkansas is a state...not a city.

    116 replies . 1,116 retweets 2,685 likes

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