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Writing about politics, culture, and smut . Formerly . Seen in . Send your complaints and nudes to Joseph.Simonson@dowjones.com.

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Joined March 2013

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 11

    . where's my F train bitch

  2. 11h

    On this day, Alexander Hamilton released the greatest Broadway soundtrack of all time, produced by 30 Syrian refugee children in Canada

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    12h
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    Can't fairly judge Kim on this one considering how I'm going to be spending tomorrow.

  4. 12h

    not gonna lie if i had a bunch of missiles id be launching that shit left and right

  5. 12h

    She says this now but I guarantee she gleefully mocked Romney and will vote for any Dem in the future who values diplomacy over action

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  6. 13h

    Opening my DMs was the best decision I ever made

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    13h
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    Isn't it Rahm's job to educate Chicago public HS kids to be able get a job and/or go to college. Dude shd fix schools & stop gun crimes.

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  9. 13h

    That's fucking absurd. Under this requirement, I wouldn't have even graduated (and I barely did as is). Most 25 year olds have no plan.

  10. 14h

    Isn't the fucking point of Israel to give Jews a homeland, free from acts of discrimination and violence?

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  14. Retweeted
    Jul 2

    "The pizza cake is your only social leveller, for in the pizza shops rich and poor harmoniously congregate"

  15. Retweeted
    Jul 2

    Media then: violent lefty rhetoric had nothing to do with the Scalise shooting Media now: Trump's wrestling GIF will get journos killed.

  16. Jul 1

    The best part is how this retweet is totally unironic

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    Jul 1
  18. Jul 1

    Never log online

  19. Jul 1

    Bolivarian Revolution proceeding as planned I see

  20. Jul 1

    Democrats won't win any states back from Trump in 2020 if this is their strategy

  21. Retweeted
    Jul 1

    This is what happens when the NYT gets rid of its copy desk. Arkansas is a state...not a city.

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