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@SaysSimonson

Writing about politics, culture, and smut . Formerly . Seen in . Send your complaints and nudes to Joseph.Simonson@dowjones.com.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 11

    . where's my F train bitch

  2. The mainstream media is like the mafia. If you go after a made man, you'll suffer the rest of your life.

  3. So you want his life ruined because he went after one of your coworkers? You think this is justice?

  4. 1 hour ago

    Guys it's really important you watch this

  5. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    Remember to tell yourself, "My terrible fireworks photo is marginally less terrible than everyone else's"

  6. Happy Fourth fuckers

  7. America rules

  8. Retweeted

    On this day, Alexander Hamilton released the greatest Broadway soundtrack of all time, produced by 30 Syrian refugee children in Canada

  9. On this day, Alexander Hamilton released the greatest Broadway soundtrack of all time, produced by 30 Syrian refugee children in Canada

  10. Retweeted
    Jul 3
    Replying to

    Can't fairly judge Kim on this one considering how I'm going to be spending tomorrow.

  11. Jul 3

    not gonna lie if i had a bunch of missiles id be launching that shit left and right

  12. Jul 3

    She says this now but I guarantee she gleefully mocked Romney and will vote for any Dem in the future who values diplomacy over action

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  13. Jul 3

    Opening my DMs was the best decision I ever made

  14. Retweeted
    Jul 3
    Replying to

    Isn't it Rahm's job to educate Chicago public HS kids to be able get a job and/or go to college. Dude shd fix schools & stop gun crimes.

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    Jul 3
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  16. Jul 3

    That's fucking absurd. Under this requirement, I wouldn't have even graduated (and I barely did as is). Most 25 year olds have no plan.

  17. Jul 3

    Isn't the fucking point of Israel to give Jews a homeland, free from acts of discrimination and violence?

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  20. Jul 3
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  21. Retweeted
    Jul 2

    "The pizza cake is your only social leveller, for in the pizza shops rich and poor harmoniously congregate"

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