So that's 'The Everliving Memory of John Valentine' officially released! Thanks so much to everyone who pre-ordered and cheers in advance to those picking up theirs soon. Really hope youse enjoy it! 🙏
Each to their own re: the coronation as far as I'm concerned. Some people believe an unelected bloodline was chosen by god to rule over us for the rest of time, and some people are normal. Be kind.
Kendall Roy as Mario: so, uh, we just. fuckin. storm the castle. right? bumrush the goombas. mushroom kingdom. here we come?
Roman Roy as Luigi: uh yeah. unless. Are we sure? I heard Peach has been blowin Bowser. licking his Koopa nuts. But no. We should save her or whatever
The attitude of a certain class of old property-owning bastards in this country is that kids should not be on the streets or the playgrounds while also not being ‘fat’ or ‘lazy’ and staying off their damn phones and ‘Nintendos’. Teenagers especially cannot win.
| NEW: For the first time in HISTORY, millions across the country will be asked to make their promise to the King by saying the following out loud:
“I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God.”
surprised me with a late birthday present yesterday - my books on the electronic billboard in Shepherd's Bush. Couldn't believe it! Thank you for the annoyingly good present that I will struggle to ever top.
Frasier episode where he slowly learns everyone has a Bluesky account apart from him and no one will send him a link (Martin used his invite to set up an account for Eddie)
Hey bro y'know that super realistic painting of a tunnel you did on the side of the mountain to lure the Road Runner? Yeah well I've just ran into it full force. It's not funny. I'm as flat as a pancake. I don't know what my life will be like going forward
Seinfeld episode where George plays for Spurs who get thrashed 6-1 and the players have to reimburse the fans but George didn't come on until the 85th minute and refuses to pay.
'The internet's hottest social media site is Bluesky. This place has everything. Posts, replies, dril, no Elon Musk, the exact appearance and functionality of Twitter when it used to work, invite codes.'
"I'm becoming increasingly concerned that trans people are becoming demonised," Conservative MP Michael Fabricant tells the Women's and Equalities minister Kemi Badenoch.
Instead of changing the name of the app from All 4 to Channel 4, they should change the app from one that is shit and doesn't work to one that is good and does work
Oh so you won't pay £11 a month for Twitter Blue but you *will* pay £85 for a grinch to pour Fairy up liquid and a 2L bottle of juice over your son? Interesting