Ross Sayers

@Sayers33

YA author. MARY'S THE NAME, SONNY AND ME, DAISY ON THE OUTER LINE (coming Nov 2020) he/him

Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2015.

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  1. prije 2 sata

    chris nolan: i want u to be in the dark knight as two-face aaron eckhart: omg the main villain chris: ⁿᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʰᵉᵃᵗʰ ˡᵉᵈᵍᵉʳ, ʰᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ʳᵉᵈᵉᶠᶦⁿᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʲᵒᵏᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇᵉ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳᵉᵈ ᶠᵒʳᵉᵛᵉʳ aaron: what chris: i said u get to do cool coin flips

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  2. 2. velj

    Helped a wee old woman with her shopping earlier. When it was packed in her car, she offered me a fiver. 'Get yourself a pint' she says. 'I can't take that' I tell her. 'Course you can' she insists. 'No I really cant' I say. 'This is Edinburgh you'll need to give me at least £7'

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  3. 2. velj

    You'd think I'd promote my books here. Yeah you'd like that WOULDNT YOU??! Oh you wouldn't? My mistake.

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    This book got me through the lows of last week. Thank you - laugh-out-loud one-liners. Btw I gave 53 blood donations & didn’t shite myself once so and

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  5. 1. velj

    I once visited a high school to do a talk. At the start I asked how many of the kids wanted to be an author when they grew up. Out of about 120, only 1 hand went up. When I finished my talk, I asked again. I'm proud to say, hand on heart, 0 hands went up. Scared that one kid good

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  6. 1. velj

    me: *who has no plans to go to america and commit murder* ok so i've thought about it for 6 hours and i'm 90% sure i've decided what my final meal would be on death row

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  7. 31. sij

    is there a greater thrill than turning the corner in a supermarket, seeing an empty aisle stretch out before you, pushing the trolley at great speed, lifting your feet off the ground, and for just a moment, feeling that you really are flying.

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    31. sij
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  9. 31. sij

    they say you should always face your fears. so does anyone know where i can come face to face with a bleep test.

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  10. 30. sij

    [when someone offers to buy you a drink] what you say: just whatever you're having what you mean: just whatever you're having ᵃˢ ˡᵒⁿᵍ ᵃˢ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᶦⁿᵍᶦⁿᵍ

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  11. 30. sij

    I'll be doing this event with the brilliant Caroline Logan in March! ✨

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  12. 30. sij

    I'm not saying I could do improv but I was ready to say 'thank you' to the driver on the bus this morning and the person in front of me said it so I changed to 'cheers' with only a few moments notice

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    29. sij

    “I’ve CC’d in my boss” - professional - corporate - mildly threatening “You wanna say that in front of Greg?” - confident - threat level 9000 - who is Greg and what is he capable of

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  14. 29. sij

    The most incorrectly named song of all time is The Safety Dance. Cause baby, if the DJ puts that on, no one is safe from busting a serious move.

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  15. 29. sij

    'it's not even easter eggs in February yet!!' supermarkets

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  16. 29. sij

    bride: so i know you're a total idiot and will ruin it but i still trust you to plan our wedding on 'don't tell the bride' groom: sounds good groom: *is a total idiot and ruins it* bride:

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  17. 29. sij

    jimmy eat world: ok now that we've decided on our band name, we want our initials on everything merchandise person: ...yeah about that

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  18. 29. sij

    The Purge except it's one night a year where you can go on busy public transport, find the people that have their bags on the seat next to them and absolutely volley the bag as far down the aisle as you can.

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  19. 28. sij

    Dyson Airblade would've made a really cool Star Wars character name

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  20. 28. sij

    'It's like, people only do things because they want Amazon reviews...'

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