Hey, can you fix my printer?
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Hey, can you hack *someone* on Facebook for me?
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This should not take long
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I can't believe how you only need 5 words to perfectly describe my entire frustration being back-end developer
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You know computers, right?
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lol here’s my son, he does something with computers
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3 Billion Devices Run Java
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Can you hack my boyfriend's Facebook account
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The reply I always give is... Hey you know Facebook made a language called hack right! If you want to hack Facebook you should learn it
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I’m a business person and I have a great million dollar idea. Can you partner with me and code it for me? I’ll give you 20% profits when we make money.
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20% is even a lot, I've been offered way less.
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