Sassy McKnockers  

@SassyMcKnockers

Green Eyes, red lips, & no filters. Like a shiny bauble in the window... Nice to look at, but you can't commit to the price. Supporter of prenuptials & divorce.

Joined March 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 13

    Dating is pretty much like the NFL free agency. You, sir, have been released. Oh hey. This one has a better tight end.

    3 replies 7 retweets 25 likes
  2. 12 hours ago

    I have the best conversations with when I actually reply. I don't even have to talk really.

    1 reply 1 like
  3. May 4

    No, you're 2am scrolling Facebook groups. But seriously, I'm learning so much. None of it good.

    2 likes
  4. May 4

    I just wanna sleep. It shouldn't be this difficult.

    2 replies 5 likes
  5. May 4

    @ me tho

    Bitch go raise yo damn kids
    2 likes
  6. May 4

    I don't wanna buy whatever you're selling. Chill, fam.

    3 likes
  7. May 3

    To be honest... laying flat on my back just isn't great to me. I know some of y'all don't seem to have this issue, tho...

    2 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
  8. May 3

    Also today I read on Facebook that you should sleep on your back to ensure less wrinkles so I'm gonna try this sleeping like a mummy thing.

  9. May 3

    Your level of petty is outta control.

    2 replies 3 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 3

    Chill homey lol

    Do you even know what a rusty trombone is?!?
    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
  11. Retweeted
    May 3

    First tweet I see when I open the app 😕

    Do you even know what a rusty trombone is?!?
    1 retweet 1 like
  12. May 3

    Welcome, welcome... glad to have you...

    First tweet I see when I open the app 😕
    1 retweet 1 like
  13. Retweeted
    May 3

    Are you single or are you single single?

    3 retweets
  14. May 3

    So beards and camo? Is J wearing camo yet?!

    I like the Duck Dynasty look.
    1 reply
  15. May 3

    Do you even know what a rusty trombone is?!?

    5 replies 1 retweet 1 like
  16. May 3

    I don't wanna.

    3 replies 6 likes
  17. May 3

    Happy birthday, old head

    1 like
  18. May 2

    Take a load off, Fannie.

  19. May 2

    But nah... that's not the case. Lemme go configure this shit.

    1 like
  20. May 2

    I could get my actual job done if I wasn't doing technical work all day.

    1 reply 2 likes

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