Sensitive Sam 


Dated this guy for 6 months. Had “the talk”. He didn’t want a relationship. I said, “Cool. Let’s just be friends.” Few days later I say “cuz” as in “because” in a convo. He thinks I’m calling him cuz and proceeds to tell me how petty and cold I am. #GoodTimes
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Oh, ok: kuz I know some women that had the same talk, and 3 DAYS later, homie is engaged.
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Yeah, I don’t think he started dating her until maybe a year after we stopped talking.
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No clue. But I have plenty of material for my stand-up career
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Looks like you dodged a bullet

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Bless his fiancée. Idk how she deals with it.
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