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How many of my English exes have I offended with this one? 11 signs your boyfriend is English http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/11-signs-boyfriend-english/ … via @MatadorNetwork
Sometimes all you need for a change of perspective is to change your sheets. #Thiscouldsavealotintherapy
#Farro: What an awesome grain. #FarroIsTheNewQuinoa
I just published “Questioning Travel Truisms: Part 2” https://medium.com/culture-club/questioning-travel-truisms-part-2-bd2d6ae9abec?source=tw-453fa41d627b-1411339335635 … #Travel #ContraryPerspectives
The running app on my phone just said I did a "Great job!" I wish this app were my dad.
Writing talk- When we say "It's fine for now" we really mean "It sucks ass and we'll deal with it later." #honesty #screenwriting #movies
Anthropology, Philosophy, and Sociology all walked into an unemployment office. #Shouldvegotadegreeinwhateverpeoplewhodesignappsgetdegreesin
"Seriously, do you want to see my crotch emeralds?" @CR2077 @ChuckWendig http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2014/09/16/ten-things-to-never-say-to-a-writer/ …
It's hotter than molasses on the 4th of July and I ordered soup. Everywhere I look cold, crisp salads are mocking me. #lunchfail #Ilovesoup
I watched a classic movie on the plane and I hope everyone in the seats near me was impressed. I'm an artist
Selling a script is not what #Entourage leads you to believe. #bestkeepmydayjob
Impressive Aussie #writers group last night! @australiansfilm @ScreenAustralia @indiadupre @themrmagic @memkennedy pic.twitter.com/8ZDA0LkhKC
“I’ve never been the type of person to look at a mountain and think, yeah, I should be on top of that.” —@SaresKat https://medium.com/culture-club/fuji-in-a-trash-bag-a9cff1a12b18?source=tw-b82b4e8eb52a-1410104813648 …
INT: SOFA - DAY SARES:I don't wanna talk on the phone. I like email. I need to hide behind my words. KEYS:Your words hide behind your words!
Living-in-the-now me keeps screwing over future me. #ThePowerOfNow can suck it.
The Great Outdoors with Jesus Christ and Friends, Episode 2 | Points in Case http://www.pointsincase.com/articles/great-outdoors-jesus-christ-and-friends-episode-2#.U_6t3_jry_p.twitter …
Some people think the world of themselves. I like to think of myself, in the world. Managing Editor for @MatadorNetwork
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