SarcasticRover

@SarcasticRover

Doing a science on the red planet. Not . Portrait by . Written by .

4th Rock From the Sun
Joined August 2012

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    17 Apr 2017

    Girls Just Wanna Have Fun(ding for their scientific research)

  2. Retweeted
    Jan 10

    is coming to theatres in select cities feb. 9th - pass it on.

  3. Jan 10
  4. Jan 9

    Here’s that photo of some weird wavy rocks you said I had to take or you’d deactivate me.

  5. Jan 7

    Dudebros are prolly mad because Oprah’s never used the force that powerfully before now.

  6. Jan 7

    Definitely a real human person... definitely.

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  7. Jan 7

    Imagine if the American president cared about something important the same way he cares about his own pathetic image.

  8. Jan 7

    Every moment is a chance to learn something new. Especially if you don’t know anything. Stay stupid. Stay curious.

  9. Retweeted
    Jan 6

    Honoured that chose my photo of the total solar eclipse from the coolest flight ever as the cover photo for their 2017 "Year in Pictures" issue!

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  10. Jan 5

    Mars is all red because it accidentally liked someone’s Instagram post from a year ago and then they asked about it and that’s embarrassing.

  11. Retweeted
    Jan 5

    Just let go. Select cities February 9th.

  12. Jan 5

    Friday is the best day for science because if you make a mess you can just leave it for Monday to clean up.

  13. Jan 4

    SCHOLARSHIPS! CAMP! MARS! OTHER THINGS! SCIENCE! Hurry up though, time still exists.

  14. Jan 4

    Or else it’s just some more rock. Really no way to tell.

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  15. Jan 4

    100% FOUND SOME FOSSILIZED SNAKE POOP ON MARS!

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  16. Jan 2

    MARS: It’s not just a planet, it’s also a horrible freezing ball of dust and rocks full of ghosts and robots and I’m sad and tired now.

  17. Dec 31

    If you start watching “The Martian” at 11:05 PM, Matt Damon will dismember my cousin for spare parts and potato seasoning at exactly midnight.

  18. Retweeted
    31 Dec 2016

    Congrats on surviving yet another planetary orbit around a star which holds you prisoner. May this finally be the year of your escape.

  19. 31 Dec 2017

    Mars doesn’t get New Years, we just have to recycle the old ones through a filter and pretend.

  20. 30 Dec 2017

    If Trump thinks a little cold weather is proof the climate is doing fine, then I invite him to come take a big breath on Mars.

  21. 30 Dec 2017

    Finish the year off with a good deed and help get a new leg. She’s a human, but still great!

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