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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun(ding for their scientific research)
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#Entanglement is coming to theatres in select cities feb. 9th - pass it on.pic.twitter.com/VYi42LIFQ8
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Great Movie? Or Greatest Movie?https://twitter.com/film4/status/950360189118509057 …
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Here’s that photo of some weird wavy rocks you said I had to take or you’d deactivate me.pic.twitter.com/iW1nPZ3jsl
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Dudebros are prolly mad because Oprah’s never used the force that powerfully before now.
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Definitely a real human person... definitely. https://twitter.com/kate15791583/status/950134568555896833 …
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Imagine if the American president cared about something important the same way he cares about his own pathetic image.
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Every moment is a chance to learn something new. Especially if you don’t know anything. Stay stupid. Stay curious.
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Honoured that
@exploreplanets chose my photo of the total solar eclipse from the coolest@AlaskaAir flight ever as the cover photo for their 2017 "Year in Pictures" issue! http://www.planetary.org/blogs/guest-blogs/2018/Winter-2017-2018-issue-of-The-Planetary-Report.html …pic.twitter.com/LxzOsDSxjA
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Mars is all red because it accidentally liked someone’s Instagram post from a year ago and then they asked about it and that’s embarrassing.
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Just let go. Select cities February 9th.pic.twitter.com/P5rp8D0df1
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Friday is the best day for science because if you make a mess you can just leave it for Monday to clean up.
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SCHOLARSHIPS! CAMP! MARS! OTHER THINGS! SCIENCE! Hurry up though, time still exists.https://twitter.com/astronautabby/status/949099964201930752 …
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Or else it’s just some more rock. Really no way to tell.
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MARS: It’s not just a planet, it’s also a horrible freezing ball of dust and rocks full of ghosts and robots and I’m sad and tired now.pic.twitter.com/4ZDtCofh6m
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If you start watching “The Martian” at 11:05 PM, Matt Damon will dismember my cousin for spare parts and potato seasoning at exactly midnight.pic.twitter.com/VTwMUEd35X
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Congrats on surviving yet another planetary orbit around a star which holds you prisoner. May this finally be the year of your escape.
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Mars doesn’t get New Years, we just have to recycle the old ones through a filter and pretend.
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If Trump thinks a little cold weather is proof the climate is doing fine, then I invite him to come take a big breath on Mars.
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Finish the year off with a good deed and help
@courtgilmour get a new leg. She’s a human, but still great!https://www.gofundme.com/dreamlegThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
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