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Writer and Satirist - Saxophone Player, Lover of Art, Drinker of Whiskey. Boston sports fan. #ModernDayNewsJunkie on @ApplePodcasts http://apple.co/2xFMQyR 

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    Sarah Wood‏ @sarahwoodwriter 17 Mar 2017

    A visual representation of 'WTF' in real life. #Trump #Merkel #merkeltrumppic.twitter.com/YrFNSu5MLr

    5:49 PM - 17 Mar 2017
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    • Jo Brickmeister kmkrispy madise(o)n Joyce Kahle Catherine Maxwell christine marotta leovel martinez Faye Robnolte Dana Alverson
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      1. So Ryan‏ @7SoRyan 19 Mar 2017
        Replying to @sarahwoodwriter

        pic.twitter.com/td2OosPBcp

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      1. SilArt‏ @SilArt2 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @sarahwoodwriter

        Ich bin Angela'😱 (50+ years after 'Ich bin ein Berliner)

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      1. jane‏ @crystal8886 19 Mar 2017
        Replying to @sarahwoodwriter

        @MikeSimms99 😂😂

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      2. Peter Grant‏ @PeterGrant19 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @sarahwoodwriter

        @Peteonone http://robertburnsmodernsatire.blogspot.co.uk/2017/01/ode-to-donald-on-his-incendiary.html?m=1 …

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      3. Peter Grant‏ @PeterGrant19 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @PeterGrant19 @sarahwoodwriter @Peteonone

        http://petergrantusapolitics.blogspot.com/2017/02/the-us-constitution-for-dummies.html …

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      1. Lia‏ @Strickland4all 18 Mar 2017
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        @bill_auclair I look at the T.V like Angela Merkel looked at Trump on a regular basis! #resist

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      1. THEANTItrump‏ @DuniganMary 18 Mar 2017
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        EXACTLY!

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      2. Lelia‏ @Leliafrz 17 Mar 2017
        Replying to @sarahwoodwriter

        @boogers2011 Please, anyone with a good command of German, please tweet to everyone in Germany our apologies. Thnx.

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        @boogers2011 Please, anyone with a good command of German, please tweet to everyone in Germany our apologies. Thnx.
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      1. DC C‏ @CoeD1972 19 Mar 2017
        Replying to @sarahwoodwriter @ManMet80

        If only, before the election, there'd have been some kind of warning about who trump really is? Anything???pic.twitter.com/pUhwfNZdpq

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      2. Paul‏ @spayrechaynge 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @pj655 @sarahwoodwriter

        Thankfully, Germany has effective police and social policies to limit such abuse. They didn't elect a President who grabs 'em by the pussy.

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      3. Jürgen Hubert‏ @FranconianExile 19 Mar 2017
        Replying to @spayrechaynge

        Since German presidents are largely powerless, they are mostly chosen for the dignity they bring to the table.

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      4. Joe Edwards‏ @Joeboken 22 Mar 2017
        Replying to @FranconianExile @spayrechaynge

        Are you sure you're not thinking of the Queen of England? Angela Merkel is not powerless in her country.

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      1. Suzy Citizen‏ @SuzyCitizen 19 Mar 2017
        Replying to @sarahwoodwriter

        I am so embarrassed for the United States by his idiotic conduct!

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      1. SUHM_TING_WONG‏ @Lwp2d 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @sarahwoodwriter

        @catmaybeangry Angela Merkel has a PhD in quantum chemistry. Trump misspelled "tap." Not exactly a meeting of the minds.

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