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HELLTRAP TOUR starts next week !! with musical guest
@MisterCoolMom

and special guests along the way: @RUBYMCCOLLISTER@benfobrien@JackBensinger && more !!

CLEVELAND
PHILLY
BROOKLYN
BALTIMORE
RICHMOND
ASHEVILLE
RALEIGH
BUFFALO
TORONTO
DETROIT
CHICAGOpic.twitter.com/Azma6E27Ok
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famously, my parents wouldn’t let me have an American Girl Doll because i wasn’t allowed to be a “creep”
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if you were a fucking bitch in elementary school, you had a Samantha
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TORONTO !!
tonight at @MonarchTavern !!
scoop up the last of these goth metal hell shirts at our remaining tour shows ((they’ll make you look really SKINNY
)):
4/27 Toronto @ The Monarch
4/28 Detroit @ UFO Factory
4/29 Chicago @ the Hideout
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MOODS:
= catatonically depressed
= clinically insane
= violently unhinged
= criminally psychotic
= suicidally inconsolable
= medically random
= blackout hornypic.twitter.com/39rBnGberC
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we're not allowed bc
@benfobrien tied us up :(https://twitter.com/megstalter/status/1122170892258299904 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
SARAH SQUIRM Retweeted
Woweeee
Spotted the legend @SarahSquirm in Torontopic.twitter.com/sICCBIYljIThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
you heard it here first !!!https://twitter.com/dineenporter/status/1121860575376527360 …
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BUFFALO !
tonight at @SugarCityBflo
with special guest @benfobrien
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SARAH SQUIRM Retweeted
Ben O'Brien is performing on the last four dates of the HELLTRAP NIGHTMARE tour starting tonight! 4/26 BUFFALO @ Sugar City 4/27 TORONTO @ The Monarch 4/28 DETROIT @ UFO Factory 4/29 CHICAGO @ The Hideoutpic.twitter.com/edjbdsFP2s
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happy bday
@wyattfair u ugly fucking bitchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
SARAH SQUIRM Retweeted
my other car is a Sarah Sherman
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RALEIGH !!
tonight at @kingsraleigh
fucking amazing freaky lil Sarah Squirm action figure by TRIPLE BUMMER 

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touring is all about learning how to roll up your sleeping bag really well and making sure people have crushes on you in every state
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do shy people have sex or are they too shy ?

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RICHMOND !!
tonight at @gallery5arts with Monsieur Random,@JackBensinger
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SARAH SQUIRM Retweeted
@helltrap666 I didn’t get spattered but I did start spontaneously lactating through my shirt so money well spenthttps://twitter.com/skin_bridge/status/1120122797190275078 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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@helltrap666 If I don’t get spattered with breast milk tonight I want my money backThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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