SARAH SQUIRM

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SHERMAN // PAY ATTENTION TO ME !!!! // 🔥🤡🔥 // HELLTRAP NIGHTMARE TOUR APRIL 18-29 🔥🤡🔥 // watch my infomercial FLAYAWAY now !!!

HELLTRAP NIGHTMARE // CHICAGO
Joined May 2011

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 9

    HELLTRAP TOUR starts next week !! with musical guest 🤹‍♂️🤡🤹‍♂️ and special guests along the way: && more !! 🤹‍♂️🤡🤹‍♀️ CLEVELAND 🤡PHILLY🤡BROOKLYN🤡BALTIMORE🤡RICHMOND🤡ASHEVILLE🤡RALEIGH🤡BUFFALO🤡TORONTO 🤡DETROIT🤡CHICAGO

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  2. 3 hours ago

    famously, my parents wouldn’t let me have an American Girl Doll because i wasn’t allowed to be a “creep”

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  3. 8 hours ago

    if you were a fucking bitch in elementary school, you had a Samantha 😤

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  4. 8 hours ago

    🇨🇦 TORONTO !! 🇨🇦 tonight at !! 🇨🇦 scoop up the last of these goth metal hell shirts at our remaining tour shows ((they’ll make you look really SKINNY😛)): 4/27 Toronto @ The Monarch 🦋 4/28 Detroit @ UFO Factory 🛸 4/29 Chicago @ the Hideout 🙈

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  5. 9 hours ago

    MOODS: ❤️= catatonically depressed 🧡= clinically insane 💛= violently unhinged 💚= criminally psychotic 💙= suicidally inconsolable 💜= medically random 🖤= blackout horny

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  7. Retweeted
    Apr 26

    Woweeee 😳 Spotted the legend in Toronto

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  8. Apr 26
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  9. Apr 26

    💖BUFFALO ! 💖 tonight at 💖 with special guest 💖

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  10. Retweeted
    Apr 26

    Ben O'Brien is performing on the last four dates of the HELLTRAP NIGHTMARE tour starting tonight! 4/26 BUFFALO @ Sugar City 4/27 TORONTO @ The Monarch 4/28 DETROIT @ UFO Factory 4/29 CHICAGO @ The Hideout

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  11. Apr 25

    happy bday u ugly fucking bitch

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  12. Retweeted
    Apr 24

    my other car is a Sarah Sherman

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  13. Apr 24
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  15. Apr 24

    💖 RALEIGH !! 💖 tonight at 💖 fucking amazing freaky lil Sarah Squirm action figure by TRIPLE BUMMER 💖😭😭

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  16. Apr 23

    💖 ASHEVILLE !!!! 💖 tonight at 💖

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  17. Apr 22

    touring is all about learning how to roll up your sleeping bag really well and making sure people have crushes on you in every state 🧚‍♀️

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  18. Apr 22

    do shy people have sex or are they too shy ? 🥺😳

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  19. Apr 22

    🧚‍♀️ RICHMOND !! 🧚‍♀️ tonight at with Monsieur Random, 🧚‍♀️

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  20. Retweeted
    Apr 21

    I didn’t get spattered but I did start spontaneously lactating through my shirt so money well spent

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  21. Retweeted
    Apr 21

    If I don’t get spattered with breast milk tonight I want my money back

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