Dr. Sarah Mullaly

@SarahMullaly

Scientist | T.rex enthusiast | views≠employer's

Joined April 2012

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    27 Nov 2018

    “Hi Mom… yeah. It was just published… I know – it is exciting! I’m glad people will finally get to read it. What? Oh… 237th, I think. Yeah – tell Dad.”

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    20 hours ago

    this is a jortoise

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  3. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    i just witnessed a murder

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  4. Retweeted
    Oct 18

    Please ‘retweet’ this if you got your Covid vaccine as soon as you possibly could. Give me a reason to like people.

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    Oct 18
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    After was criticized for keeping 2sets of books for COVID-19 hospitalizations, our PHO has apologized for delaying regular disclosure BUT Dr. Henry now says publishing "a semblance" of the true number (not just contagious patients) is in the works

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    Oct 18

    Now wait just a damn minute.

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    Oct 18

    I don’t know who needs to hear this but, when you’re using your phone, stop using your pinky as an anchor. It’s destroying your wrist and aggravating your ulnar nerve.

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    Just gonna leave this right here...

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    Oct 18

    why do dryers have a 'less dry option?' which one of you is ordering your socks medium rare

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    Oct 16

    Person 1: The glass is 1/2 full Person 2: The glass is 1/2 empty Excel: The glass is the 1st of February

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    Oct 17

    angel: whatcha making? god: *plugging a snake into an electrical outlet* eel

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    Oct 16

    After listening to the news this morning 14 yr old says: “It’s strange that people think that a vaccine that has helped millions of people will kill them but a virus that has killed millions of people won’t.”

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    Oct 17

    This is odd but I ordered some things online and I still feel sad.

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    Oct 16

    So fucked up that dental insurance is different from "health insurance" because teeth apparently aren't part of your overall health. Ah yes, teeth. The "luxury bones".

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    Oct 17

    The sequel to Lisa Needs Braces

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    Oct 16

    My friend texted me this and I cannot stop laughing

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    Oct 8

    whenever i'm having a bad day i remember that children practice reading books to shelter dogs to help comfort them and reduce their anxiety therefore increasing their chances to get adopted down the line

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    Thinking about the time I drunkenly spilled an entire bowl of soup on my new macbook & then tried to tell the apple store it just broke out of nowhere & then the guy had to look me in the eye & say “we opened it up and there’s just…so much soup in here…like chunks of carrots..”

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    Oct 15

    Wince, cringe or cry?

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