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    Sarah Silverman‏Verified account @SarahKSilverman 31 Jan 2017

    Weird. My hair smells like my dog's butt

    8:23 PM - 31 Jan 2017
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      2. Terry Kinney‏ @RealTerryKinney 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        well stop rubbing dogs butts with your head!

        1 reply 3 retweets 12 likes
      3. Sarah Silverman‏Verified account @SarahKSilverman 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @RealTerryKinney

        you know what Terry I don't need that shit not today not from you not-- oh wow that's -ur right I think that's what it is

        2 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
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      1. Stash‏ @CapRat82 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        @ACLU Anyone just witness the Daily Show interview with ACLU cut short and go to black screen for 10 seconds?

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      1. don't look at me..‏ @tvldiva 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SnapTheJapanese @SarahKSilverman

        When did you become a dad?

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      1. Michael Briana‏ @spyder7211 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        just like your political opions

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      1. Beto Villa‏ @betovilla7 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        Fortunately, you can always shampoo your hair, but what you have inside your head will still smell. Hahahaha! 😄😄😄

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      1. Donnie Drumpf‏ @PGOTUS2017 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        Drumpf makes his own shampoo now?

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      2. scxrpio‏ @scxrpioo 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        my cat's hair smells like my butt.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Ellis5‏ @bikelab_ellis5 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @scxrpioo @SarahKSilverman

        That's legal in some states.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Pamela Derk‏ @PamelaDerk 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        There is a Thai soup that smells like balls. ;)

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      1. Action Benz‏ @ActionBenz 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        I wash my dog's ass with Herbal Essences as well.

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      1. Ken Olin‏Verified account @kenolin1 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        this is what happens when you can't watch a new episode of This Is Us.

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      1. DebraNYC‏ @debra_hendler 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        I hear that Steve Bannon has the same problem except he doesn't have a dog.

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      2. Jack Jones‏ @New1000AD 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        Why are you smelling your dogs butt?

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