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We're all just molecules, Cutie.

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    Sarah Silverman Verified account ‏@SarahKSilverman 14 Dec 2015

    Am needing to hold a baby. Just like 10 mins and I'll be good.

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    1. Andy Richter ‏@AndyRichter Jan 23

      @SarahKSilverman @MrGeorgeWallace just go to the showroom and browse

      4 retweets 22 likes
    2. Proud Dad Of 4 ‏@djaccity 14 Dec 2015

      @SarahKSilvermanpic.twitter.com/GCO179DNoJ

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    3. The Supreme Ginge ツ ‏@TheSupremeGinge 14 Dec 2015

      @SarahKSilverman That might be a few minutes too long.

      0 retweets 5 likes
    4. Alena Smith ‏@internetalena 14 Dec 2015

      @SarahKSilverman I love you.

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      1. Arthur Browne ‏@ArthurBrowne1 14 Dec 2015

        @SarahKSilverman Baby holding is the best medicine.

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      2. authentic paint ‏@authenticpaint 15 Dec 2015

        @ArthurBrowne1 @SarahKSilverman best birth control

        0 retweets 1 like
      3. Arthur Browne ‏@ArthurBrowne1 16 Dec 2015

        @authenticpaint @SarahKSilverman hey now... but yeah... maybe...

        0 retweets 1 like
    5. Kathryn Stockwood ‏@kamazonia 14 Dec 2015

      @SarahKSilverman I have 3. You can borrow at least one.

      0 retweets 2 likes
      1. Bob Corrigan ‏@bobcorrigan Jan 23

        @SarahKSilverman @MrsTad Take a nice long hit of that New Baby Smell. Go ahead, just breathe it in.

        0 retweets 0 likes
      2. Deborah Beale ‏@MrsTad Jan 23

        @bobcorrigan OMG, nothing smells like that. Nothing. I will never forget.

        0 retweets 1 like
      1. Amanda Robertson ‏@Amanda_Rob33 16 Dec 2015

        @SarahKSilverman @daisysimms

        0 retweets 1 like
      2. daisy simms ‏@daisysimms 16 Dec 2015

        @Amanda_Rob33 @SarahKSilverman see!!!! 🙌🏼😩

        0 retweets 1 like
    6. authentic paint ‏@authenticpaint 15 Dec 2015

      .@SarahKSilverman I had two very sick 10 month olds screaming and snotting all over me all day long. Thank goodness I get paid.

      0 retweets 1 like
    7. Elle & Jae ‏@elleandjae 14 Dec 2015

      You are welcome to hold this snuggle @SarahKSilverman - there's also two puppies over here. #iwantmoredogspic.twitter.com/Ca4tBtXUuw

      0 retweets 1 like
    8. The Pink Agendist ‏@pinkagendist 14 Dec 2015 France

      @SarahKSilverman are you sure?pic.twitter.com/WsOcBUUObb

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    9. Gwen Redding ‏@Rivablue 14 Dec 2015

      @SarahKSilverman lots of babies in grocery store tease , laugh n hug give them back. Watch out for green stuff from nose

      0 retweets 2 likes
    10. Maslow ‏@iamaslow 14 Dec 2015

      @SarahKSilverman the whole baby or just it's arm?

      0 retweets 1 like
    11. Sativa ‏@Sativa888 14 Dec 2015

      @SarahKSilverman Did I smell baby fever?! 🤔

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    12. Emil ‏@WilderThan0scar 14 Dec 2015 Lebanon

      @SarahKSilverman hold me. I'll drool on you too.

      0 retweets 1 like
    13. Maricela ‏@Maricelela 14 Dec 2015

      @SarahKSilverman @JamieAmaya us

      0 retweets 1 like

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