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    Sarah Silverman‏Verified account @SarahKSilverman Oct 20

    Sarah Silverman Retweeted Eric Alper

    I can say all the states in the United States in alphabetical order in 26 secondshttps://twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/status/1047871523187556354 …

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    Eric AlperVerified account @ThatEricAlper
    What's the most useless thing you still have memorized?
    11:52 AM - 20 Oct 2018
    • 271 Retweets
    • 5,113 Likes
    • lisa presho Sandipan Laura Fotheringham tim erickson Michelle Lewis 🌊🌈Tamara Kenney🌠🌊 Catherine Boland Gordon Collins Sarah Silverman
    999 replies 271 retweets 5,113 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Actually, it’s Frankenstein’s *monster*‏ @TheDanielKoenig Oct 20
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        Me too! Fifty Nifty?

        12 replies 1 retweet 83 likes
      3. Brittany BP‏ @BBP2DDP Oct 20
        Replying to @TheDanielKoenig @SarahKSilverman

        Bahaha yes!

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Sheltilda du Parc‏ @Shelley19843048 Oct 20
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        2 All beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese pickles, onions on sesame seed bun...In 3 or 4 seconds... Lol

        5 replies 0 retweets 43 likes
      3. Sheltilda du Parc‏ @Shelley19843048 Oct 20
        Replying to @Shelley19843048 @SarahKSilverman

        On a sesame seed bun...

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. (っ◔◡◔)っ  ♥ Blue Bird Says  ♥‏ @BlueBirdSells Oct 20
        Replying to @Shelley19843048 @SarahKSilverman

        lol I'll go you one better. Big Mac, Filet of Fish, Quarter Pounder, french fries, icy Coke, thick shakes, sundaes and apple pies. Repeat over and over, each time faster and faster until you pass out lol Have a great day 😊😊

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Sheltilda du Parc‏ @Shelley19843048 Oct 21
        Replying to @BlueBirdSells @SarahKSilverman

        C o o l

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. Allan Skelly‏ @allan_skelly Oct 21
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        Soon to include the UK as Air Strip One after pointless Brexit. Looking forward to eating chlorinated chicken and antibiotic laden beef!

        0 replies 16 retweets 4 likes
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      2. the Ruby Road‏ @theRubyRoad Oct 20
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        The Pythagorean theorem

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Phil‏ @godfatherrules Oct 20
        Replying to @theRubyRoad @SarahKSilverman

        The mnemonic device for remembering the nine planets. Sorry pluto.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. the Ruby Road‏ @theRubyRoad Oct 20
        Replying to @godfatherrules @SarahKSilverman

        Many very early men just sat under Ned’s porch

        3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. Phil‏ @godfatherrules Oct 20
        Replying to @theRubyRoad @SarahKSilverman

        My very eager mother just served us nine pizzas.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      6. Colleen McIndoe‏ @ColleenMcIndoe Oct 21
        Replying to @godfatherrules @theRubyRoad @SarahKSilverman

        My very educated mother just showed us nine planets

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Pat Dooley‏ @loopydate Oct 21
        Replying to @ColleenMcIndoe @godfatherrules and

        Mary’s violet eyes make Jack stay up nights, period.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Sarah Vandenbusch‏ @CandidCreative1 Oct 20
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        Both at the same time, I can say quickly say the alphabet backwards while fingerspelling it in American Sign Language.

        3 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      3. My First Name is Not Anna‏ @nicosmithishere Oct 20
        Replying to @CandidCreative1 @SarahKSilverman

        Do you sign the alphabet backwards or forwards?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Sarah Vandenbusch‏ @CandidCreative1 Oct 20
        Replying to @nicosmithishere @SarahKSilverman

        Backwards.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Jay beilis‏ @beilis_jay Oct 21
        Replying to @CandidCreative1 @nicosmithishere @SarahKSilverman

        Can u do it standing on your head ?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Sarah Vandenbusch‏ @CandidCreative1 Oct 21
        Replying to @beilis_jay @nicosmithishere @SarahKSilverman

        Sadly no; never been able to master a headstand. 🙃

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Jay beilis‏ @beilis_jay Oct 21
        Replying to @CandidCreative1 @nicosmithishere @SarahKSilverman

        Just messing around, wasn’t trying to put u on the spot Peace

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      8. End of conversation

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