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    Sarah Silverman‏Verified account @SarahKSilverman Oct 15

    I’m not usually a “rule follower” but I can guaranfuckingtee you the water is running when I turn the disposal on

    10:10 PM - 15 Oct 2018
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    224 replies 341 retweets 6,956 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. BlackFridayIsATraPUNzel‏ @RandilynIsIn Oct 15
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        I'm never the one to turn on the disposal in my house due to my overwhelming (irrational) compulsion to put my hand in it.

        6 replies 1 retweet 61 likes
      3. Anubis‏ @RealGodOfThDead Oct 15
        Replying to @RandilynIsIn @SarahKSilverman

        Please don’t act on that compulsion.

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      4. BlackFridayIsATraPUNzel‏ @RandilynIsIn Oct 15
        Replying to @RealGodOfThDead @SarahKSilverman

        I won't, I promise. (thank you for caring!)

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      5. christine wu‏ @vitaminwu Oct 15
        Replying to @RandilynIsIn @RealGodOfThDead @SarahKSilverman

        I went fishing in there once to get a ring, and I had this very real fear someone would somehow not notice and would attempt to use it. I was home alone, btw

        4 replies 1 retweet 58 likes
      6. Sean‏ @Leictreonaic Oct 15
        Replying to @vitaminwu @RandilynIsIn and

        Well that's why they invented Lock-Out-Tag-Out. It has happened before. Not specifically a disposal but other machines. Next time just unplug it from under the sink and test the switch to make sure it doesn't run.

        2 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
      7. christine wu‏ @vitaminwu Oct 15
        Replying to @Leictreonaic @RandilynIsIn and

        Hmm. This sounds smarter than some of my ideas, like covering the switch with duct tape and putting up a sign for clarity.

        1 reply 0 retweets 34 likes
      8. Ramon MM 🇨🇦 🇵🇭‏ @RamonMM9 Oct 15
        Replying to @vitaminwu @Leictreonaic and

        And Turn OFF the breaker switch too 👍

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Moon Zappa‏Verified account @MoonZappa Oct 15
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        Zero plumber visits = scrape all into the garbage can. No banana peels or fistfuls of pasta. Tea & coffee grounds directly in the garden. Only water & lemon wedge in the disposal, pals. Finish with your favorite scouring powder. Side query: what kind of monsters flush tampons?

        8 replies 0 retweets 41 likes
      3. Brian Linse‏ @linsefilm Oct 15
        Replying to @MoonZappa @SarahKSilverman

        Flakes...

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. B‏ @whatsnormalnow Oct 15
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        No matter how rotten they get never put a banana peel down it

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Chris‏ @Angry_CS Oct 15
        Replying to @whatsnormalnow @SarahKSilverman

        Why waste a banana peel when you can put it in your garden and it will help your garden grow better

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. B‏ @whatsnormalnow Oct 15
        Replying to @Angry_CS @SarahKSilverman

        Not a gardener but not a bad idea

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Chris‏ @Angry_CS Oct 15
        Replying to @whatsnormalnow @SarahKSilverman

        My tomato plants came out great, my Peppers came out great, and this is the first year I got pomegranates all because of bananas skins

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Nicos‏ @constantsceptic Oct 15
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        As a Brit I can honestly say that Tweet makes no sense whatsoever to me!

        2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Connie  💙‏ @TexBlonde89 Oct 15
        Replying to @constantsceptic @SarahKSilverman

        Y'all don't have kitchen sink disposals across the pond?

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Uli Gisela‏ @Uli_ausCalmbach Oct 15
        Replying to @TexBlonde89 @constantsceptic @SarahKSilverman

        No, disposals in sinks are not typically found in Europe.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. Pop Culture Portmanteau‏ @RalfThePowerful Oct 16
        Replying to @Uli_ausCalmbach @TexBlonde89 and

        How do ya’ll wash your dishes without clogging the drain?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Uli Gisela‏ @Uli_ausCalmbach Oct 16
        Replying to @RalfThePowerful @TexBlonde89 and

        My mother used to fret about that. No oil or fat and no food scarps in the sink, plus one of those drain insets that functions like a sieve.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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