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    Sarah Silverman‏Verified account @SarahKSilverman Oct 15

    Just a quick reminder that if you’re someone I only ONLY ever hear from so I can retweet your derivative video or blurb your redundant book, that is not what friendship is. I can not relate2 doing that. YES I KNOW THESE ARE FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS KITTEN

    9:53 PM - 15 Oct 2018
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    237 replies 93 retweets 2,069 likes
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      2. Dr. Brendon M. Walsh, Attorney-At-Law‏Verified account @brendonwalsh Oct 15
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        cc: @toddbarry

        1 reply 1 retweet 20 likes
      3. Todd Barry‏Verified account @toddbarry Oct 16
        Replying to @brendonwalsh @SarahKSilverman

        I'll blurb your book, Brendon. ("Laundromat Gigs For Dummies") #LaundromatGigs #FTW

        0 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. God  🌈‏ @TheGoodGodAbove Oct 16
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        I’m a real friend. At least I’m something, shit

        3 replies 3 retweets 40 likes
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      2.  💙 ✡️ 🌈Denise Waldrep‏ @d_waldrep Oct 15
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        I would like to apply for the friendship position if you’re weeding out the users. 🤗

        2 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. Narek‏ @NarekMkh Oct 15
        Replying to @d_waldrep @SarahKSilverman

        I hope Denise gets the position 🤗

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Janet‏ @TN_Blue_Dot Oct 15
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        I’m just here for the kittens, somebody said there’d be kittens...

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. glamour-grace-glitter‏ @glamoriaglitta Oct 15
        Replying to @TN_Blue_Dot @SarahKSilverman

        Did someone say kittens???!?!?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Jody Edwards‏ @JodyEdwards1 Oct 15
        Replying to @glamoriaglitta @TN_Blue_Dot @SarahKSilverman

        I was just wishing I could have a kitten

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Janet‏ @TN_Blue_Dot Oct 15
        Replying to @JodyEdwards1 @glamoriaglitta @SarahKSilverman

        Take one of these scary monsters....pic.twitter.com/FfkROr9OHI

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Jody Edwards‏ @JodyEdwards1 Oct 15
        Replying to @TN_Blue_Dot @glamoriaglitta @SarahKSilverman

        I have some of those that's why I was wishing for a kitten 😽

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Janet‏ @TN_Blue_Dot Oct 15
        Replying to @JodyEdwards1 @glamoriaglitta @SarahKSilverman

        Me, too, just the cute part tho, not the poop and pee and destruction. 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Sopan Deb‏Verified account @SopanDeb Oct 15
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        Sopan Deb Retweeted Sopan Deb

        is this a no thenhttps://twitter.com/sopandeb/status/1050384343124697088?s=21 …

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        Sopan DebVerified account @SopanDeb
        All this is to say I'm writing a book about reconnecting with my family as a result of doing stand up and covering the Trump campaign. I hope you'll read. It'll be funny! And also serious! But also funny! pic.twitter.com/gWgDlAerHt
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      1. Cristina Mittermeier‏Verified account @cmittermeier Oct 15
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        And would you like to be a part of @Sea_Legacy? We are building a movement around ocean conservation and we need people like you

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Jason Howerton‏Verified account @jason_howerton Oct 15
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        Hey great tweet. Btw, I have this book coming out...

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      1. John Bata‏ @johnnyatab Oct 15
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        I've been trying to be your friend but you just ignore me.

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      2. Matraca Berg‏Verified account @matracaberg Oct 15
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        But I have a country western cosmetic liiiine...🤠

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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