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    Sarah Silverman‏Verified account @SarahKSilverman Oct 13

    Sarah Silverman Retweeted Serena Williams

    The teeny tiny boxes of sunmaid raisins. She can eat em, blow in empty box making vague music sound, stack boxes like blocks. (If you surrender to iPad put on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood it’s good for the soul -whatch w her you will cry)♥️♥️https://twitter.com/serenawilliams/status/1051185869208440832 …

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    Serena WilliamsVerified account @serenawilliams
    #thismama is tired. Flying with the little one is really a test. #thismama really needs tips. There is nothing I do that seems to work. I don’t want her to use a ipad . Any suggestions? #thismama pic.twitter.com/0vimEPJ0II
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      2. Richard J Torres‏ @rjkeats_98 Oct 13
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        I would have gone with baby tylenol and benadryl, but the raisin box sounds good too

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      3. NoeyK‏ @noey1965 Oct 13
        Replying to @rjkeats_98 @SarahKSilverman

        Phenergan in a juice box....works a treat!😜

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      4. Richard J Torres‏ @rjkeats_98 Oct 13
        Replying to @noey1965 @SarahKSilverman

        Works twice as well if you drink one with the kid!!

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      1. AmNowIncognito‏ @AmNowIncognito Oct 13
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        When my daughter was her age I made up a special pencil case for flying with lots of different interesting items she’d never seen in it. One by one she would take them out and play. Kept her occupied very well.

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      1. Daryl Campbell‏ @decam19 Oct 13
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        Good ol’ EtchaSketch! Or one of those cheap dollar toys with the magnet pen where you can put metal shavings on a face for hair and a beard... remember those? Fun

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      2. Butch Mcqueen‏ @ButchMcqueen Oct 13
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        Good advice for children of all ages. I'm 59 and I still like playing "songs" with a raisin box. 😀

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      3. Sun-Maid‏ @Sun_Maid Oct 15
        Replying to @ButchMcqueen

        Feel free to share some of your greatest musical #raisinbox hits with us!

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      4. Butch Mcqueen‏ @ButchMcqueen Oct 15
        Replying to @Sun_Maid

        Not to be bragging, but I play a pretty mean version of the Blue Danube Waltz on the raisin box! 😀

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      5. Sun-Maid‏ @Sun_Maid Oct 15
        Replying to @ButchMcqueen

        We've love to hear it-- feel free to share!

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      2. abbeysmom‏ @missnicely Oct 13
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        OMG the Sunmaid raisin boxes! I remember making music with them as a kid!

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      3. abbeysmom‏ @missnicely Oct 14
        Replying to @missnicely @SarahKSilverman

        @SarahKSilverman I realized I never showed my daughter how to do this so tomorrow it's off to the grocery store for some @Sun_Maid!

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      1. Cathy McInnis‏ @Thoughtfulsquas Oct 13
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        not sure how old but ill try....books, three crayons and a coloring book, paper dolls, stickers, self contained stampers, bead roller, card match, paper and crayon games. I spy, connect the dots just quickly

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      1. magna‏ @tresmagnafique Oct 13
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        I second Mr. Rogers. He will be good for your soul too.

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      1. Joanna Fletcher‏ @Jo_Plays Oct 13
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        @serenawilliams the iPad will work and it will not matter in the big picture. You must prioritize self care and rest. Put your mask on first xx

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      1. Jason Caster‏ @halojay Oct 13
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        Sarah, you’re fucking Golden. You’re just a great human. Mad props. 👊

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      1. Jimmy d dandy‏ @Jimmydeandandy Oct 13
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        @serenawilliams patience......in the blink of an eye she will be grown and this will all be a fond memory.

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      1. Pteranodon‏ @twbrann Oct 13
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        Advice for traveling with small children: Put some air holes in the box.

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      1. Randal‏ @Randal_4040 Oct 13
        Replying to @SarahKSilverman

        I did tjat ad a kid.

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