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    Sarah Jones‏ @SarahJonesVent Apr 17

    Bless me father for I have sinned, I keep singing the bare naked ladies. Priest: how long has it been since your last confession Me: it's been...

    2:07 AM - 17 Apr 2018 from Melbourne, Victoria
    • 16,470 Retweets
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    • Chrit Joel Gaskell ∂ebraℓee Lord Goomba Wolf McBooze Kyonn and Samah Mr. Sir Dr. Professor Collin Wells Karst, Esq. Lost At Last Jedi4StandingRock 🐾🌻🌏 🐼🦋
    441 replies 16,470 retweets 59,150 likes
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      2. Heather‏ @sassyheathen Apr 17
        Replying to @SarahJonesVent @suleikhasnyder

        pic.twitter.com/V2juW08cd8

        3 replies 0 retweets 95 likes
      3. McKinley Valentine‏ @mckinleaf Apr 17
        Replying to @sassyheathen @SarahJonesVent @suleikhasnyder

        oh my god though, this reaction gif looks eerily like Sarah Jones though, was that deliberate?? because: amazing

        2 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
      4. Sarah Jones‏ @SarahJonesVent Apr 17
        Replying to @mckinleaf @sassyheathen @suleikhasnyder

        mate, I wish

        0 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Sarah Jones‏ @SarahJonesVent Apr 17
        Replying to @devesmita

        This has been in my drafts for a million year cause it seems a little much

        16 replies 0 retweets 477 likes
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      2. Christian Beyer‏ @ChristianRBeyer Apr 18
        Replying to @SarahJonesVent

        This tweet is ...... hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes @leannrimes

        1 reply 0 retweets 44 likes
      3. Scott Alan Johnson‏ @ScotAlanJohnson Apr 19
        Replying to @ChristianRBeyer @SarahJonesVent @leannrimes

        This tweet is all about value

        0 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Philip Martin  🌈 🌏‏ @PhilipMartin247 May 20
        Replying to @SarahJonesVent @ixix82

        Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.

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      2. ThinkItThrough‏ @ThinkItThruUSA Apr 18
        Replying to @SarahJonesVent

        It's the finest of the flavorspic.twitter.com/VMubvBZiq0

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. ThinkItThrough‏ @ThinkItThruUSA Apr 18
        Replying to @ThinkItThruUSA @SarahJonesVent

        Franticpic.twitter.com/pcjsgqBiDY

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. ThinkItThrough‏ @ThinkItThruUSA Apr 18
        Replying to @ThinkItThruUSA @SarahJonesVent

        Tantricpic.twitter.com/EDb04StpG1

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      5. ThinkItThrough‏ @ThinkItThruUSA Apr 18
        Replying to @ThinkItThruUSA @SarahJonesVent

        Guaranteed to satisfypic.twitter.com/O9qxjDIrAm

        3 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      6. Scott Alan Johnson‏ @ScotAlanJohnson Apr 19
        Replying to @ThinkItThruUSA @SarahJonesVent

        Kurosawa samuraipic.twitter.com/vtXiG5Kocv

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. ThinkItThrough‏ @ThinkItThruUSA Apr 19
        Replying to @ScotAlanJohnson @SarahJonesVent

        Toshiro Mifune ftw. 👍🏻

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Randy Goldberg‏ @DrGaellon Jun 6
        Replying to @SarahJonesVent

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      1. brent c. airey‏ @brentcairey Apr 24
        Replying to @SarahJonesVent @Home_Halfway

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      1. EatJerry‏ @stonermouse Apr 24
        Replying to @SarahJonesVent

        Sounds like it needs an exorcism not a confession. Good luck.

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      2. raachel‏ @dapperlyrachel Apr 18
        Replying to @SarahJonesVent

        very important tweet here, @kwdarby

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Katie Darby Mullins‏ @kwdarby Apr 19
        Replying to @dapperlyrachel @SarahJonesVent

        Thanks for tipping me off/enhancing my life. And can I still sing every word? Down to "Birchwood Stadium, home of the Robbie."

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. ThinkItThrough‏ @ThinkItThruUSA Apr 20
        Replying to @kwdarby @dapperlyrachel @SarahJonesVent

        Birchmont Stadium, home of the Robbie

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. ThinkItThrough‏ @ThinkItThruUSA Apr 20
        Replying to @ThinkItThruUSA @kwdarby and

        I need some help actually. My mouth keeps getting tripped up on "gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my irons aren't always flying off the backswing", then my tongue freezes trying to make the switch to "gotta get in tune". Any advice?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Katie Darby Mullins‏ @kwdarby Apr 20
        Replying to @ThinkItThruUSA @dapperlyrachel @SarahJonesVent

        SO MUCH PRACTICE. And it doesn't hurt to already have been an actor in Texas where you've had allocution and enunciation lessons, but you had to move QUICK, because again, Texas.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. ThinkItThrough‏ @ThinkItThruUSA Apr 20
        Replying to @kwdarby @dapperlyrachel @SarahJonesVent

        Gotcha. Thank you for that. I'm experimenting with trying to finish backswing towards the front of my mouth instead of swallowing it. backswing gotta get in backswing gotta get in backswing gotta get in backswing gotta get in ....

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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