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    Sara Benincasa‏Verified account @SaraJBenincasa 11 Sep 2016

    Here's who gets pneumonia a lot a.) moms b.) grandmoms c.) busy women who don't have the luxury of rest d.) teachers e.) all of the above

    3:17 PM - 11 Sep 2016
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      2. John Kelley‏ @JohnRKelleyII 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @SaraJBenincasa

        hmmm.....looking at these examples I'm assuming by "teachers" you again mean women? Rather sexist, yes?

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      3. Cher‏Verified account @thecherness 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @JohnRKelleyII @SaraJBenincasa

        well 76% of teachers are women so...

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      4. ................‏ @aschops 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @thecherness

        Women don't get pneumonia more than men. As often, @SaraJBenincasa's post has no connection to reality. @JohnRKelleyII

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      5. ashlie atkinson‏Verified account @ashlieatkinson 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @aschops @thecherness and

        Neither does your profile photo. #egg

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      6. ................‏ @aschops 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ashlieatkinson

        um, good post, ashlie.

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    1. gfrancie‏ @gfrancie 11 Sep 2016
      Replying to @SaraJBenincasa

      I think of the years when my mom would schedule "being sick" for two hours on a sunday afternoon.

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    2. Marcelo Duran‏ @guyincognito 11 Sep 2016
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      old people and others with massive bone infections.

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    3. Jacob‏ @lH8Libtards 11 Sep 2016
      Replying to @SaraJBenincasa

      "Hi little girl what's your name? Oh you want a picture? I might have SARS. Aw what the hell, come in close and say cheese!"

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    4. Jacob‏ @lH8Libtards 11 Sep 2016
      Replying to @SaraJBenincasa

      Friday: learns of pneumonia Sunday: collapses, goes to Chelsea's instead of a hospital, then knowingly sick, hugs a girl.

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    5. Crippled Jerk‏ @CrippledJerk 11 Sep 2016
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      me at 26

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    6. Karen K‏ @kreativekonnect 11 Sep 2016
      Replying to @SaraJBenincasa

      umm..not true. People with HIV and other kind of chronic illness get it.

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    7. Tooth Fairy Denier‏ @FunkynFortunate 11 Sep 2016
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      those with any number of cancers.

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    8. Willie Vanderbrink‏ @OilFart1 11 Sep 2016
      Replying to @SaraJBenincasa

      everyone can get pneumonia. 1. Dads 2. Granddads 3. Men who work long hours to support families 4. Male Teachers

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    9. Milla‏ @TheNordicBroad 11 Sep 2016
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      Yup, I've had it. I was crying&almost passed out at the Dr trying to get a blood sample. Could barely walk. It's no joke.

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    10. StevenShaw  🇺🇸 🇨🇿‏ @czechov 11 Sep 2016
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      .@SaraJBenincasa f) lesbians

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    11. NucJenn‏ @jennvb1972 12 Sep 2016
      Replying to @SaraJBenincasa

      hmmm, I fit two of those and I haven't gotten pneumonia since I was 2 yrs old.

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    12. sandra marcok‏ @skandhala 11 Sep 2016
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      a.) moms, especially single moms f.) frail, elderly people close to death

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    13. toni tyler‏ @iamcricket 11 Sep 2016
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      If we vet #Hillary's Physical Health because of cough THEN Must vet #Trump's Mental Health bec. pgHis #sociopathic behavior

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    14. Amy Lively‏ @Ms_Historian 11 Sep 2016
      Replying to @SaraJBenincasa

      Co-sign on "teachers." And they keep teaching & sometimes get woozy & have to sit. Fortunately, no reporters tag along.

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    15. Rogue Darling Nikki‏ @PlanchatCubana 11 Sep 2016
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      pic.twitter.com/TsLVQElYIp

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