Sara Warf

@SaraBWarf

Law Professor (research & writing + judicial clerkship writing). Former appellate clerk & attorney. she/her. Hot button issue: pockets on dresses.

Chapel Hill, NC
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2017.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    17. kol 2019.

    When I die I want to come back as a ghost to haunt my adult children’s houses, just passive-aggressively turning off lights they’ve left on and pointedly moving their shoes to the shoe cabinet, just heavily sighing the whole time

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  2. prije 11 minuta

    Anyone know what it means when your orange has the Deathly Hallows symbol instead of a circle

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  3. prije 1 sat

    Why You Don’t Give in to Whining: A Dialogue My computer: Hey hey hey can I install and restart just real quick Me: No Computer: Ok tonight? Me: Fine Computer: Hey I didn’t get to it last night can I do it now? Me: No Computer: JUST REAL QUICK Me (sigh): Fine Computer:

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  4. prije 4 sata

    If you aren’t following Meredith Rose: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER NOW

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  5. prije 9 sati

    Pro tip: If your outfit is super dark, add a pop of color, like a Band-aid covered in rainbows

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  6. prije 10 sati

    My kids ONLY put shoes on, eat breakfast, etc. when I’m staring directly at them, like the opposite of the weeping angels from Dr. Who

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  7. prije 10 sati

    It’s important to have friends with kids the same age as yours for many reasons, not the least of which is so you can text them “hey is your kid being a turd in this specific way too or is mine just a nightmare”

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  8. prije 20 sati
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  9. prije 22 sata
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  10. 4. velj

    My students did fantastic in their motion hearings, my husband dropped by between doing interviews in the building, and the pro bono group is going to put me on some of their valentines again this year. Guys: it has been a solid day

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  11. 4. velj

    Update: The woman at the drive-through handed me my drink and said “enjoy this weather, doll!” and that is the only term of endearment I will be accepting from strangers henceforth

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  12. 4. velj

    Me rolling up at Starbucks to get my free drink with app rewards and ordering a giant white chocolate mocha with an extra shot and extra pump of syrup and extra whip

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  13. 4. velj

    8yo: (describes his dream about doing a crazy obstacle course w/ 5yo, then being a superhero) Me: Cool! 8yo: What did you dream about? Me: The, uh....the logistics of my motion hearings today. 8yo: Me: The room was double-booked. 8yo: (tries not to look judgmental; fails)

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    4. velj
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  15. 4. velj

    I’m attending for the first time ever this year! and I are offering an evening of karaoke for some lucky bidder. I will be walking around spreading the rumor that we can do the whole Kid ‘n’ Play routine to drive up the price.

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  16. 4. velj

    Guys not to brag but I just rolled a 58 sooo

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  17. 3. velj

    I woke up with neck pain but didn't want to wear a stinky IcyHot patch all day so now I don't stink BUT my whole upper back has cramped up to try to stabilize my neck Luckily there's nothing on the agenda tonight except a bowling outing with students

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  18. 3. velj
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  19. 3. velj

    It’s a beautiful 64 degrees outside, so I bet my office will b—

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  20. 3. velj

    The nice thing about watching the Super Bowl with other people who don’t particularly care about football is that when the game or commercials get boring you can play a rousing round of Hey Siri How Old Is (Celebrity) and everyone guesses

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  21. 3. velj
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