Santa Claus, CEO

@SantaInc

President & CEO of North Pole Industries. I've been in your house, though we've never met. 🎄

North Pole/Los Angeles, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2011.

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  3. “...If you build it, they will come...” [builds Iowa Caucus app] “...I didn’t mean that...”

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  4. “Is this Heaven?” “Let me get back to you on that.”

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  5. Ok, but what does ACRONYM stand for? 🤔

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  6. Trump’s (Likely) State of the Union Guests: -Rudy Giuliani -Eddie Gallagher -That Covington kid -Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein -Big Mac with 3 adderall stuffed in it

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    The only black guy is Ben Carson... who they made sit in the aisle, not an aisle seat, THE AISLE.

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    For the record, I have no idea what Tom Steyer’s supporters are called, but “Steyer’s Squires” sounds kinda cool.

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    Dear Bernie Bros, Pete Patrol, Yang Gang, Warren Warriors, Biden Backers, Amy Army, Steyer Squires, etc... Y’all better get over this shit quick. Iowa is one state (and let’s be honest, not even in the top 20). Trump’s the enemy.

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    More like Iowa Fracas, amirite? [weak rimshot 🥁]

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    Do women get the “pee shiver”? If you have no idea what I’m talking about, the answer is no.

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    “From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant...”

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    Me: “So who won?” Iowa Dem Party: [jazz hands] “...The Aristocrats!”

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    Trump: “I won Iowa with 97% of the vote!” Translation: “Incumbent running unopposed fails to get 100% of vote somehow.”

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    Dear Never[______] Voter, If that blank doesn’t read “Trump” in November, then fuck you.

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    Marco Rubio: [prepping Trump to dispute his forthcoming loss]

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