♠️ Tobii.san ♦️

Courier six: Put down the missile, Ulysses. Ulysses: >:( Courier six: I’ll get you ice cream and we’ll fuck everyone up together. Ulysses: :)

Okay but I don’t dance from High school musical 2 really hit different, huh? The others were like, “yeah I’ll sing to this.” This one was the “throw my fucking body around and scream the lyrics.” Type of feeling and it hit hard.

Ezran: If Rayla jumped off a cliff, would you follow her? Callum: ,,, Ezran: Callum? Callum: sweats Ezran: caLLUM?-https://twitter.com/stanrayllum/status/1208040721946697728 …

Rayla; Are you okay, Callum? Callum; *hasn’t bathed in 2 weeks while stressing and panicking about Zym, him and Rayla while struggling with powers. While missing multiple nights of sleep* Callum; sometimes, just sometimes, I mentally laugh to a joke I made to myself.

Me; are you sur- Them; absolutely. 100% Me; But- Them; *points to cute girl behind me* Me; internal screaming increases

Them; Anytime you think about a guy you just wanna be close friends with them yet you also wanna be in a relationship with them? Me; yeah but like a cute one- Them; yet you get bubbly and nervous around girls? Me; Yeah but- Them; You’re gay.

Me; everyone I see a cute girl I freak out and get all bubbly but every time I see a guy I just wanna befriend him. But I also wanna have a cute relationship with him? I don’t really know in which way and- Them; You’re gay. Me; . . . W-Wha- Me; N-No I’m pan-

News; Aliens have caught the attention of the navy now. Me; okay but our planet dying hasn't caught their attention?

I wish there were more #Fallout4 graphic mods. My #skyrim is good looking and I wanted to do the same for My FO4 but oh well. Can't complain all the time. Game is still good though.

Me: woah it's hot Everyone else: no it's not. Its warm. Its hot for you because you sit in your room all day doing nothing but play your games.. Me: Me: Me: Okay but like all my iron ingots have to be smelted by now can I have my chicken patty please. You can stop attacking me.

I've never loved playing Assassins creed before in my entire life. Holy h e l l.

I WAS GOING THROUGH THE "SKETCH" SEARCH AND IT POPPED UP U M

Wait there's furry porn and they suspended my account for NO REASON. W H A T ?

Imagine actually panicking because a Twitter account you made, for fun, got suspended for months. I've never seen the day where I'd actually use it.