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Senior Editor, @SlateCulture; ex-mayor of Portland; Super Bowl XXXV champion; Founding Father; beer. Member @NYFCC | @NatSocFilmCrix | @WGAEast

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    Sam “Fair COLAs” Adams‏Verified account @SamuelAAdams 6 Jul 2021

    this is not a test of patience, it is a test of submissivenesspic.twitter.com/3yP304AHdv

    1:26 PM - 6 Jul 2021
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      1. Sam “Fair COLAs” Adams‏Verified account @SamuelAAdams 6 Jul 2021

        twist: the person who eventually got the job was Jigsaw's apprentice from the SAW movies

        53 replies 431 retweets 27,415 likes
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      2. Tony, your friend Tony!‏ @tonyrobots 6 Jul 2021
        Replying to @SamuelAAdams

        Negative test for self-respect

        3 replies 8 retweets 749 likes
      3. Sam “Fair COLAs” Adams‏Verified account @SamuelAAdams 6 Jul 2021
        Replying to @tonyrobots

        also for people with families, a current job, or any other kind of binding obligation

        11 replies 6 retweets 1,040 likes
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      2. Scott Renshaw‏ @scottrenshaw 6 Jul 2021
        Replying to @SamuelAAdams

        Employers who treat interviews like audiences with the King, rather than a first date attempting to find a good fit, get exactly the kind of employees they deserve.

        5 replies 65 retweets 3,941 likes
      3. Sam “Fair COLAs” Adams‏Verified account @SamuelAAdams 6 Jul 2021
        Replying to @scottrenshaw

        I can't imagine one person who left the interview (that, just to keep stating this, OBVIOUSLY NEVER HAPPENED) regretted not working for that guy

        6 replies 10 retweets 1,860 likes
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      1.  🔊‏ @acslaterkinney 6 Jul 2021
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        waiting 11 hours for the privilege of selling knives door to door

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      1. Fran Szpylczyn‏ @FranSzpylczyn 6 Jul 2021
        Replying to @SamuelAAdams

        That is freaking abusive and sick. I would not wait that long.

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      2. Patrick Sullivan‏ @SullyInStLouie 6 Jul 2021
        Replying to @SamuelAAdams

        I wouldn't want to work for an employer that acted so condescendingly and disrespectfully to anyone, much less potential employees. I treat coworkers and clients professionally and I'd expect an employer to do the same for me.

        1 reply 18 retweets 1,801 likes
      3. clay whisman‏ @claywhis 6 Jul 2021
        Replying to @SullyInStLouie @SamuelAAdams

        8am I'm walking. Maybe 730 if they have not even started the interview. If they will treat non employees like crap how do they treat people they are paying?

        6 replies 6 retweets 753 likes
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      2. Mr. Fungi  🚂‏ @Mister_Fun_Guy 6 Jul 2021
        Replying to @SamuelAAdams

        true story an employer invited 6 people for an interview at 6:00am. after 10 hours, 4 had left. the remaining 2 were given a box. inside the box was the toes of their wives. the test was toes. the company? pepsi.

        1 reply 5 retweets 319 likes
      3. fcchambers‏ @fcchambers 6 Jul 2021
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        pic.twitter.com/Jxzqtoxl9Q

        1 reply 0 retweets 86 likes
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