You: I haven't showered or put on pants for days, I'm surviving on a diet of homemade seltzer and dry cereal Freelance writer: Did you remember to invoice
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Don't forget phone sex workers
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We shall inherit the Earth
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Underrated tweet
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Time to stay home
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... and stay-at-home moms

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..and software developers...
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WE WILL SURVIVE. And, hey, we're already in our bathrobes anyway.
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Not only will we survive, but we'll turn it into billable material.
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