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    Sam Adams‏Verified account @SamuelAAdams Feb 27

    the terrifying thing about an outbreak that requires people not to leave their homes for 90 days is it means the only ones to survive will be freelance writers

    1:50 PM - 27 Feb 2020
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      1. Sam Adams‏Verified account @SamuelAAdams Feb 27

        You: I haven't showered or put on pants for days, I'm surviving on a diet of homemade seltzer and dry cereal Freelance writer: Did you remember to invoice

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      2. Sarah Whitfield‏ @sarahinthepark Feb 28
        Replying to @SamuelAAdams

        We have NO REAL SKILLS. Apart from snarkily commentating on the rest of the world. (I mean, I'm now a teacher, but still).

        6 replies 1 retweet 37 likes
      3. Sam Adams‏Verified account @SamuelAAdams Feb 28
        Replying to @sarahinthepark

        I’m very good at crosswords

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      2. Parker Benchley‏ @ParkeBench Feb 27
        Replying to @SamuelAAdams @TabathaSouthey

        ... and software developers, who take their car out for a spin every month just to keep the battery from expiring.

        8 replies 9 retweets 338 likes
      3. Thomas of the Danger‏ @ThomasoftheDan1 Feb 28
        Replying to @ParkeBench @SamuelAAdams @TabathaSouthey

        I'm looking forward to all those freelance pieces about software developers. S'gonna get met-a.

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      2. CASENIGHTMAREORANGEISINEFFECT‏ @pmcbbwb Feb 27
        Replying to @SamuelAAdams

        Add to your survival kit extra printer ink, reams of paper, coffee/tea, and other necessities unique to your life/work circumstances. Can get a lot of pages done (if, of course you or others in your don’t get the virus)

        6 replies 6 retweets 146 likes
      3. AltEPA‏ @ActualEPAFacts Feb 27
        Replying to @pmcbbwb @SamuelAAdams

        Now I feel like maybe I WANT to self quarantine

        3 replies 1 retweet 136 likes
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      2. Sion Thomas is staying the fuck home‏ @sionwynlee Feb 27
        Replying to @SamuelAAdams

        and artists. We don't wear pants if we can help it ergo don't go out, and survive on coffee and cigarettes anyway; we're good.

        3 replies 2 retweets 227 likes
      3. M. Mrakota Orsman (aka MIRTHQUAKE)‏ @MirthquakeToons Feb 28
        Replying to @sionwynlee @SamuelAAdams

        I resemble that remark. Just replace cigarettes with Cheez-Its in my case...

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      2. Commonwealth of Emergency‏ @BitchWithA_W Feb 28
        Replying to @SamuelAAdams @DrinksTheThings

        I was going to say "and depressed people" but that venn diagram is probably a circle

        4 replies 4 retweets 277 likes
      3. nataschalibbert‏ @nataschalibbert Feb 28
        Replying to @BitchWithA_W @SamuelAAdams @DrinksTheThings

        depressed writers

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