You: I haven't showered or put on pants for days, I'm surviving on a diet of homemade seltzer and dry cereal Freelance writer: Did you remember to invoice
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We have NO REAL SKILLS. Apart from snarkily commentating on the rest of the world. (I mean, I'm now a teacher, but still).
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I’m very good at crosswords
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... and software developers, who take their car out for a spin every month just to keep the battery from expiring.
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I'm looking forward to all those freelance pieces about software developers. S'gonna get met-a.
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Add to your survival kit extra printer ink, reams of paper, coffee/tea, and other necessities unique to your life/work circumstances. Can get a lot of pages done (if, of course you or others in your don’t get the virus)
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Now I feel like maybe I WANT to self quarantine
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and artists. We don't wear pants if we can help it ergo don't go out, and survive on coffee and cigarettes anyway; we're good.
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I resemble that remark. Just replace cigarettes with Cheez-Its in my case...
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I was going to say "and depressed people" but that venn diagram is probably a circle
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depressed writers
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