The next time a stranger gets that California hipster look in their eye and asks "so, who ARE you?" I am fully committed to "I guess I've always thought of myself as the kind of person who might accidentally have sex with someone for money."
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Any sort of follow-up for clarification will get "I don't know, sometimes you just know these things about yourself. I'm not religious, but I am spiritual."
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Replying to @selentelechia @webdevMason
Sweet summer child. Or I guess someone who definitely isn't a Californian.
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