Sammy the Walrus IV

What time is my Watch arriving?

You know what they say about people that call it iWatch?

Is 'The Dress' a black swan?

Do you love your car?

You hear Apple might sell a car?

How many Apple employees are working on the Beats app for Blackberry?

Has anyone suggested that the self-driving Dodge Caravan leased by Apple is involved with grocery delivery service?

Is IKEA for real?

When in a grocery store, do you pick the checkout aisle with the longer line?

What can beat a good haircut?

Anyone selling a pair of Google Glass?

How many iPhones would I be able to smuggle over the border?

Wouldn’t someone enjoy push & pull video content ecosystems combined and then interlaced with thoughtful UX?

Does anyone have the email address for Samsung’s innovation center?

General Phil Schiller has not been able to position Apple infantry in order to hold the functional high ground?

Is using an iPad 2 to take photos in public more embarrassing than using a selfie stick?

Doesn’t Taylor Swift sometimes remind you of a WSJ article wrapped in a BuzzFeed slideshow?

If Apple Watch is going to be a flop, does that mean all of the Android competitors copying Apple Watch will be flops?

Once the 400 million Apple fanboys and fangirls buy an Apple Watch, who would be left to buy one?

Can you believe Apple would have the audacity to ship a product that would sell less than 200 million units a year?