Scammy Markle

@SammyMarkle64

Parody account: Not affiliated with Samantha or the Markle family in any way.

Joined March 2019
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Aug 2019

    If you give up your twitter handle, it then becomes available for anyone to use again.This is a parody account, not a fake or hacked account, and was opened in March 2019 after Samantha changed her twitter name, yet again. I am not responsible for tweets made before March 2019.

    3 replies 2 retweets 18 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    17 Dec 2018

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  3. Jan 23

    The whole world owes me and my daddy. It's in my book 💩

    6 replies 3 retweets 15 likes
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  4. Jan 23

    interview, Dad looks so good on camera.

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  5. Jan 11

    Australians think I am a joke, what do you think...are they right? 😣

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  6. Jan 8

    Self destructing in...3...2...1... She just keeps proving how strong she is. I can't cope with all her success. I want to just scream! Ready and waiting to do interviews for cash though...anyone...anyone...why is my phone not ringing???

    2 replies 1 retweet 27 likes
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  7. Retweeted
    Jan 8

    That moment when the haters and trolls realize H&M keep their titles, Frogmore and they still get to do their duties - just on THEIR terms - and that royal rota have lost access and won’t know shit about what they are doing unless H&M tell them:

    1 retweet 11 likes
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  8. Jan 8

    *STOP THE PARTY* They are still rich, they are still loved members of the RF, they will still represent the Queen & carry out official duties, Frogmore is still their UK residence...all they have done is declare financial independence.This proves how wrong I was.

    1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
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  9. Jan 8

    Its time for me to go sit in the corner and eat my own words. My book of fiction is officially canceled. Nobody will ever want to hear from me now. My life is over (unless I can find someone new to hate of course!)

    1 reply 15 likes
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  10. Jan 8

    STOP THE CELEBRATIONS...Meg is still loved and I am still a bitter hateful narcissistic person. Being financially independent is to be admired. This is not the way it was suppose to end! My plan failed 😩

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  11. 21 Oct 2019

    Here is a link to last nights show for those outside the UK asking where to watch in full. Harry & Meghan - An African Journey, 20th Oct 2019

    1 retweet 5 likes
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  12. 19 Oct 2019

    Let's be honest...the only blister I have, is from trying to squeeze my hoof into a glass slipper that does not belong to me.

    1 retweet 27 likes
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  13. 4 Oct 2019

    I have ALWAYS said,Meg set it up so he wouldn't walk her down the aisle.SHE is responsible for the terrible photos in the media,it was NEVER me.I am innocent.I wanted Dad at her wedding.I was NEVER jealous. It was always Meg's plan to keep him away and my *cough* HER plan worked.

    1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
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  14. Retweeted
    13 Sep 2019

    I can't believe I missed this example of 's stupidity. Someone should tell Misha that she, who only ever speaks the truth and knows everything, has declared that he's dead.

    1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
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  15. 13 Sep 2019

    “So he suggested we go down to his local jeweller and have our heads measured for crowns, just in case. Queen Edna and King Thomas, it sounds good, doesn’t it?” 😂

    3 replies 8 likes
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  16. Retweeted
    30 Jul 2019

    Every reporter in their DAILY witch hunt.

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  17. Retweeted
    5 Sep 2019

    WE ARE READY FOR 60 MINUTES ‼️ Companies advertising during Sunday night's broadcast are on NOTICE you will be named and shamed. Katie Hopkins is a racist & has used Hopkins abusive bullying and hostile attack as click bait.

    139 replies 852 retweets 1,910 likes
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  18. 31 Aug 2019

    I taught Dad well, he still hasnt learnt to shut up. I talked him into writing a short statement and I gave it to the media, adding more info of course because I get paid by the word...more words (lies, of course) means more money for me. $$

    2 replies 16 likes
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  19. 31 Aug 2019

    Urban Dictionary: In The Shadows of The Duchess (noun): extortion tool disguised as book........

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