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  1. 30 Aug 2018

    Sometimes life is really frustrating and it feels like you just can't win. Then again, I somehow regained the ability to digest Taco Bell, so miracles are real. 🌮 🌈

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  2. 18 Apr 2018

    I get why they can't just leave it up, but there's something funny and maybe a little offensive about the McDonald's M flag at half mast

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  3. 18 Apr 2016
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  4. 11 May 2015

    I don't get . Do you mud wrestle?

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  5. 8 May 2015

    Band name: Teriyaki Fart

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  6. 22 Jul 2013

    So, who else is ready to burn the earth clean tonight?

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  7. 1 Jul 2013
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  8. 7 Jun 2013

    “Raphael Saadiq” by Get Involved is my new jam.

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  9. 18 May 2013
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  10. 9 May 2013

    “Kiss You Back” by Digital Underground () is my new jam.

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  11. 4 May 2013

    Found a spider in my shirt drawer. If one is in my underwear drawer I'm committing seppuku. Just FYI it wasn't depression or anything.

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  12. 3 May 2013

    “Sometimes I Rhyme Slow” by Nice & Smooth is my new jam.

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  13. 29 Apr 2013

    “Me Myself and I” by De La Soul () is my new jam.

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  14. 20 Apr 2013

    Oftentimes people suck but sometimes I meet these weird and wonderful aliens and it's all worth it.

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  15. 19 Apr 2013

    Fuck a fake cheese where my grilled brie at🎶

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  16. 19 Apr 2013

    started from burrata now gruyere / daiya's not cool where the real cheese at / I ain't a vegan I don't play like that

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  17. 18 Apr 2013

    Wednesday night at Skate Depot was so nice.

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  18. 17 Apr 2013

    Dress code prohibits curlers, so please comport yourselves accordingly. Think I've seen every other rule broken tho.

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  19. 12 Apr 2013

    Thank you for sending me this video and reminding me what's important in life.

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  20. 12 Apr 2013

    If all else fails, dramatically place your hand together and say "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra," with a pleading look in your eyes.

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