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Fantasy author of Seven Blades in Black, the Bring Down Heaven Trilogy and An Affinity for Steel. Professional bear-wrestler. Friend of Humanity.

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    Sam Sykes‏Verified account @SamSykesSwears 12 May 2019

    What’s an extremely niche/useless superpower you have? I can always find the one bathroom in a convention that no one’s using.

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      1. 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙰 𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙰𝙳𝙴𝙸‏ @annaliterally 12 May 2019
        Replying to @SamSykesSwears

        Inappropriate laughter. The more serious the situation, the worse I am.pic.twitter.com/4Fqr22HYUC

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      1. Daniel McFadin‏Verified account @danielmcfadin 12 May 2019
        Replying to @SamSykesSwears

        I arrive at restaurants minutes before the lunch crowd arrives.

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      1. Andres R. Guevara‏ @AndresRGuevara 12 May 2019
        Replying to @SamSykesSwears

        I can always find a parking spot that fits a car just a bit smaller than mine.

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      2. Broken Fiction  ✏️ 📖‏ @BrokenFiction 12 May 2019
        Replying to @SamSykesSwears

        Within about 30 yards I can tell if a tube television had been turned on. Not as useful these days.

        4 replies 1 retweet 34 likes
      3. David Pretty‏ @dpbrokennose 12 May 2019
        Replying to @BrokenFiction @SamSykesSwears

        Strange high pitched sound?

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      2. Martin Ren Lukas  🌫️ 🌌‏ @YsanDevdas 12 May 2019
        Replying to @DewSeaver @SamSykesSwears

        I have the same power but with hats

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      2. Cameron Dayton‏ @CameronDayton 12 May 2019
        Replying to @SamSykesSwears

        I have the ability to fine an acceptably distanced open parking spot just about anywhere I go. Not the best parking spot. But one that you will shrug your shoulders and say “OK this isn’t bad.” My comic book comes out next month.

        2 replies 0 retweets 132 likes
      3. Sam Sykes‏Verified account @SamSykesSwears 12 May 2019
        Replying to @CameronDayton

        I’ve seen this in action. It’s truly uncanny.

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      1. Kelly Lavoie‏ @survivestyle143 12 May 2019
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        arranging those little diner containers of sugar/sweet n low/splenda packets by color faster than a speeding bullet.

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