Inappropriate laughter. The more serious the situation, the worse I am.pic.twitter.com/4Fqr22HYUC
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I arrive at restaurants minutes before the lunch crowd arrives.
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I can always find a parking spot that fits a car just a bit smaller than mine.
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Within about 30 yards I can tell if a tube television had been turned on. Not as useful these days.
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Strange high pitched sound?
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I have the same power but with hats
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I have the ability to fine an acceptably distanced open parking spot just about anywhere I go. Not the best parking spot. But one that you will shrug your shoulders and say “OK this isn’t bad.” My comic book comes out next month.
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I’ve seen this in action. It’s truly uncanny.
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arranging those little diner containers of sugar/sweet n low/splenda packets by color faster than a speeding bullet.
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