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Topics about grimdark seem to be dying out. What else are we going to talk about now?
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@MykeCole @SamSykesSwears Let me ask tho, is the size of the books representative your physical size difference? pic.twitter.com/s4NRJoK3t3
Books by @LordGrimdark: Abercrombicons.
Books by @KevinHearne: Hearnographs.
Books by @ChuckWendig: Wendigrams.
.@kevinolearytv kevin ogooby i hav an biusness to say swear words on twitter i will give you 30% for $6 mil.
People my age are so much older than me.
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There is no right way in. There is only your way into being a published writer.
20 retweets 33 favoritesIs it cool to call just anyone a plebian or do they need to reach a threshold.
1 retweet 1 favoriteThough, immediately, my mind jumped to Russian Nesting Dolls. No idea how you'd make a sex doll out of that, but it'd be something.
"Homemade Sex Doll" is definitely not a phrase I wanted to read today.
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*receives get well soon card* Oh yeah, why didn't I think of that? *gets well soon*
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The average American household was poorer in 2013 than it was in 1983 — @Voxdotcom — http://goo.gl/xKUjjj pic.twitter.com/HpA0V841ip
So Fallout Boy and Coldplay are basically the same thing, right. Two guys with weird voices just saying random things into a microphone.
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Webcomic politics are so vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
3 retweets 21 favoritesIf you put tomatoes on chicken sandwiches you are a criminal
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@SamSykesSwears I bought it! Will you please stop appearing in all the mirrors in my house now?! I can't do my hair. pic.twitter.com/7S4Z2pQl2s
@SamSykesSwears This is the new author photo I'm supposed to use for that super secret thing you did, yes? http://ow.ly/i/8qzIe
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