⚡️ “Portfolio_V10_Final_Final_FINAL”
a very up to date portfolio of my serious, professional work.
did some trimming so i could pin this again
Samperson (New Arc Incoming)
@SamNChiet
idea goblin/experiment-creator "gamedev" doing the undoable nobody undoes. working on unannounced things. (he/him) discord.gg/xZFRmPT
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if you always respond to these posts with "awww i want to do stuff like that"
try it.
i DARE you.
this is your permission slip. harness that impulse.
if you're new to 'making computers funny', download GBStudio.dev or some shit and play around
see what you can't do
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also never underestimate the power of the funny side-project
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Support these efforts and the people who make them, while respecting their agency over their own time
it is so hard to do this kind of work sustainably
HUGE respect
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Gaming preservation just took another step forward by sheer force of her wanting to play the Monkey Ball mobile port again.
God
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Let me tell you a little story about technology, games, me, and… ridiculous passion projects.
Early in 2008, Apple were about to release the long-awaited iPhone SDK. For the first time, 3rd-party developers would be able to write native apps for the iPhone.
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this is what the vaccine does in your blood clots
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there's a big deal incident that just slipped under the interenet's radar which I'm SO HESITANT to post about, because I haven't figured out a way to talk about it that won't devolve into just a hate mob on one guy
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bc not only does online conversation actively punish nuance and reward emotional charge, it's genuinely hard to be conscious and considered when you're being faced with tangible threats
so the little energy we have gets poured into the cups with holes in them
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there's a labor issue and an existential issue, and these are 2 (related but) separable things
there's technology and there's the system it's entering into and distinguishing that relationship is SUPER VALUABLE
but most of the convo is stunlocked
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these spaces will probably be rendered p irrelevant and untrustable in a short amount of time
but the social climate + the tech itself is making me question plans i had to try opening these convos w people in my circle
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that's just Online i guess
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like, the AI voice replication shit is Here and I don't see many people talking about solutions for detection or logging. just, who's the guy we need to get mad at today?
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i think i've tried to walk from one place to another, but that was probably a mistake.
i don't see anyone talking about building social contexts that let these things be existentially manageable. there's so much wasted time
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it is kind of distressing to watch the conversations around ai be 99% knee jerk reactions and unproductive internet squabbling instead of building actual infrastructure to deal with the problems the tech presents
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good tools are a MYTH I made this animation in 2018 on a slow ass laptop that was so busted the backlight didn't even work and I had to shine a DESK LAMP around at different areas of the screen to see anything. no tool is strong enough to stop you MAKE UR ART TALK UR SHIT.
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in a world where glitch art is fashionable again, the fact zoe is out here building elaborate contraptions and doing it for real is crazy and should be hired for everything
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I will glitch your game trailer
I will glitch your music video
I will glitch your face
I will glitch your furby
hmu
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this was a fun thread and i'll probably spin it into something. i just wish i came up with the pun sooner
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playin mario on my pc again
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...and then I made Mario as heavy as a brick of lead
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If you ever get stuck or need help, please feel free to ask questions in the replies. It's a really hard game. You can all talk amongst yourselves, help each other.
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I was gonna make a multiplayer video game where building meets combat with destructible environments and a branching narrative but that seemed really hard so please do me a favor and just look at this TV while playing it in your mind
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please stop asking me about the location. nothing good has ever happened at Coordinates. i can't protect you from everything. just accept the fucking reward for what it is and move on your life
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comment if you won
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great example of bug reporting if you ever wonder what devs look for
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github community
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this does just devolve into a simple word typing game, like typingtest dot com?
i bet there's way more fucked up stuff you could do
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This is where I left it off earlier - did a silly refactor, added some quick logic for a ping-pong ball, and a queue of 'target keys' so I can play whole words
'SKEPTICISM' :)
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wait there's irony in this
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i'm gonna be honest i've been sidetracked with other work today and then my control key started squeaking, begging me put it through a window
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suddenly, boom. just redo the math we did in the rendering function, and we got *key-perfect collision detection* (represented by Mr. Mouse Cube)
you see where this is going
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We all agree minimalism and perfection are morally wrong and I've been sick looking at these rectangles so I freehanded some better ones in MS Paint.
thank god
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looks Garbage but do some quick math to get the key number from when it's pressed, using the worst possible version of this code.
gonna promise myself to improve it later and then simply not🙏
like a new years resolution
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alright lemme whip out my dinky little js framework, it'll be a good excuse.
step 1 is making a keyboard layout. super simple-ass logic, just make 3 rows of letters + 'margins'
we're gonna use this for rendering, collision placement, everything.
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i think i’ve made my point
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absolutely preposterously shaped creature
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first, observe funny-type design.
then consider your device you’re reading this tweet on
not very funny at all. you’re being robbed
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