Sam Grittner

@SamGrittner

Poison for dinner? AGAIN? // Founder and co-host of // email: samgrittner@gmail.com // 📷 samgrittner // PATREON:

Brooklyn, NY
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Joined March 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 25

    This is a list of resources for anyone who is suffering a mental health crisis. I will be updating it in the coming weeks and months. These are safe, non-judgmental resources. PLEASE REACH OUT AND GET THE HELP YOU DESERVE:

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  2. 7 hours ago

    If you ever talk shit about about the Wu-Tang clan I will smack you in the face

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  3. 8 hours ago

    I would never join a cult! -sent from iPhone

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  4. Retweeted
    Feb 13

    [Straight White Guy With A Steady Salary Living In An Expensive City voice]: Time for me to tweet a screenshot of a headline with the caption "we are living in hell"

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  5. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    Everything is terrible but my cousin’s 9-year old daughter Alice has been quietly and masterfully slaying the ’s caption contest and it’s pure delight.

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  6. 21 hours ago

    Strangers are just friendships you haven’t ruined yet.

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  7. 21 hours ago

    ME: Time for bed BRAIN: What if you were cloned and you killed original you during a blackout? You’d have absolutely no way of knowing. And what if that wasn’t the first time that happened? How many of you have you killed?

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  8. Apr 4

    I thought I was lonely but it turns out that I’m actually just hungry and lonely

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  9. Apr 4

    I’m going to start a cult where we sleep till noon every day and have pancakes for lunch. We will be the Brunch Davidians.

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  10. Apr 4

    If you see a podcast live you’re just one step removed from being in a cult.

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  11. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    A retweet is not an act of charity sweetie— you literally owe me everything and one of these days I will find you and collect what is rightfully mine.

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  12. Apr 4

    I want to join a cult just to see if I have what it takes to make it to the inner circle.

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  13. Apr 4

    tv show idea: “Nathan For You” but for me

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  14. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    My birthday wishes.

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  15. Retweeted
    Mar 18

    My favorite rapper will always be DMX because when he’d get bored of rapping he’d just start barking.

    7 replies 122 retweets 608 likes
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  16. Apr 3

    Please send birthday wishes to . He is a gem of a human being and I absolutely adore him.

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  17. Retweeted
    19 Nov 2012

    If you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to fuck with people... like claim you ate a pinecone every single day.

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  18. Apr 3

    Holy cow! is the best photographer there is. Simple as that.

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  19. Apr 3

    This updated version of the Bible is wild

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  20. Apr 2

    “What if cocaine was chilled AND stained your teeth?” - inventor of cold brew

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  21. Apr 2

    If anyone needs me I’ll be making the same mistakes over and over again while wondering why nothing ever goes the way I want it to.

    4 replies 88 retweets 334 likes
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