El Salto

@SaltytheArtist

Freelance Illustrator & Graphic Designer | DM or email for commissions | These opinions are totally my own. |

Dallas, TX
Joined December 2010

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    3 Dec 2018

    Open for commissions! thesaltystudios@gmail.com

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  3. Jan 3

    Not everything that people do is a “culture.” Self-doubt is a common human characteristic.

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    Peep to me: "Holy crap, did you see those tits just now?" My black ass:

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  5. Jan 2

    There’s SO much work into getting healthier again but the results are worth it. If you don’t want to do it that’s fine; at least take care of what you got.

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  6. Jan 2

    When I drink a soda at 8:00am I do feel a tinge of guilt. Not because big corporate says I need diet pills but because I know I have more control than that.

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  7. Jan 2

    Although I have started exercising again (though not in the form of a gym) I’m not striving for a great bod anymore. This means not much change in my diet save for cutting down on sodas (seriously the easiest thing you can cut to start).

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    Jan 1

    It’s been two years since I first heard the term and “Latinx” hasn’t gotten any less cringey. If you don’t like gendered nouns then maybe you shouldn’t be speaking Spanish.

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  9. Jan 2

    I am a chubby dude. I have been fatter and I have been thinner. I felt so much better about myself when I was thinner. And it wasn’t magazines or tv shows that made me feel better; it was my state of mind. It is a great feeling to put work into something and see results.

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    5 Sep 2018

    This gimmick of authors making up stories about their kids being bullied for cheap likes/attention before an upcoming book release of theirs is one of my least favorite gimmicks on Twitter.

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  11. Jan 2

    The Louis CK business is entirely opportunism. Nobody REALLY cares whether or not they find him funny and most people have the general sense to not take commedians too seriously. This low-hanging fruit of a comedy bit is golden for making yourself seem like the better person.

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  12. Jan 2

    Dear god WWE’s gonna make another one of those promos that makes everyone cry again, aren’t they?

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    Jan 2

    RIP Mene Gene Okerlunk.

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  16. Jan 2

    Never considered drawing my own icons but now I think I will. Fuck the corporate overlords; they’re not losing a cent.

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    Jan 2

    あけましておめでとうございます、ピンクが多いです

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    I’ve never heard a funny stand up comedian argue for censorship in comedy. If there’s a comic arguing for censorship, 100% guarantee they’re stand up is mediocre at best. Great stand ups are artists. No great artist ever lobbied for boundaries.

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