I think he might be one of my illegitimate sons
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Also what you think is a 2nd chin is actually the lobster bib I wear when I'm pleasuring that hopeless crush of yours
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Nah, she paid ME the 10 bucks, & I was worth every penny
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No, it was TWO OF THESE NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!
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I'd demand two, actually
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